Rose, Luis, Johany: FINAL FUSION ATTACK!!
Rose, Luis, and Johany fuse into a 13 ft tall woman (named Sagarath) with 4 arms, grab Roy, and squeeze him to death. Suddenly C. Falcon teleports to the studio.
Sagarath: Captain Falcon? (unfuse)
CF: I'm still the Grim Reaper. I got kicked out of hell and heaven. REMEMBER RILEY'S SHOW?
Alyysa: Nope. (starts watching Riley's show, seeing Morgan jump on Robin) Oooh.
Show starts
Roy: Hello, everyone, and please welcome, CAPTAIN FALCON!
CF: Crap, I dropped him. Oh, well. (walks up to his seat)
Roy: So, how do you feel being in SSB4?
CF: Well, I survived 64, Melee, and Brawl, so of course I would be back.
Johany: *seeing as to how Ness and Jigglypuff almost got rejected*
Ness: HEY!
Roy: So, what are your weapons and abilities?
CF: FALCON PAUNCH! FALCON KICK! FALCON.....
Alyysa: (super excited) OOH HERE IT COMES!
CF: LUNCH! (eats a sandwich) I also ahve a Blue Falcon, BTW.
Rose: (facepalm)
Roy: Do you have a cr-
Alyysa: Ugh (covers Roy's mouth)
Roy: NANA AND POPO!!
Rose: Idiot
CF: Oh, yeah, Samus is my true love.
Samus: But I hate him.
CF: LOVE ME SAMUS!! (chases Samus)
Samus: No way (runs away)
MH: Everyone, STOP! (no one stops)
Roy: (runs outside)
Rose, Luis, Johany: (fuse)
Sagarath: ROY! STOP!
Blue Falcon crashes into studio, destroying Samus' suit.
CF: 1-ROOOOY!!!!!!!! 2-Ooh, you look sexier without your Power Suit
Samus: Fuck you, Roy!
Commercial Break!
CF: SAMUS! NOOO!
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
