The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show

Corrin and Female Corrin

Alyysa: (sitting in chair, putting makeup on)

Mewtwo: What is it with human females and putting tinted liquid on their bodies?

Alyysa: Cause it makes us look beautiful. Plus, its only on our eyes and nails.

Luis:  On behalf of all boys out there, no one cares.

Alyysa: Hey!

Show Starts

Roy: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Super Smash Bros. Talk Show! Season Two!

Audience: (screams)

Roy: As you all know, daddy Sakurai added some...rather unexpected characters. First off, Corrin and Corrina from FE Fates!

Two white haired teens wearing armor jump in the air ninja style and do three frontflips. Johany does a dramatic pose. The two teens land in front of Johany, and strike a dramatic pose.

Audience: (more screams)

Corrin: Thank you, thank you. It's an honor to be here.

Roy: Thank you!

Corrina: And an insult to be with you,

Roy: (cries) So, how did you come to be in Smash Bros?

Corrina: Well, (flashbacks to Sakurai having a meeting with Johany)

Roy: ('_') Oh. So, what are your weapons and abilities?

Corrin: All three of us can shapeshift. However, Johany has the full ability, while me and Corrina can only turn into dragons. Also, we have the Omega Yato sword.

Roy: (0_0) COOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Cinia: Should I mention that I too can turn into a dragon?

MH: OK.

Cinia: Alright. I too can turn into a dragon.

Kayley: Cool.

Roy: (slowly reaching towards Corrina's sword)What's your relationship with Johany?

Corrin: After he fell from Karvix, we adopted him. When he was 10 he temporarily had to leave to the human version of Earth.

MM: That's cool. (having flashbacks to Cinia's backstory) Hey, wait a second...

Roy: (almost got the sword) So, can...KAYLEY! (Kayley: What?) Why do you want to know if they can fuse?

Kayley: Dunno. I don't wanna be the only one.

Corrin: Nope.

Corrina: Nu-uh.

Johany: I can.

Alyysa: Alright. Remind me to tell dad to make the next part a dare.

Roy: (got the sword) ALRIGHT!

Everyone: NOOO!

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