Everyone: o_o
Alyysa: what just happened
Sonic: idk
Roy: well anyway its almost show time so-
Everyone: NOOOOO
Show Starts
Roy: Hey everyone! Welcome back to SSB TALK SHOW!
Audience: *strong applause and screams*
Roy: Today we got the cutest mouse on Earth-
Mickey Mouse: Me!
Kayley: No. Screw off.
Roy:- PIKACHU!
*Red starts making this really ridiculous dance. When he's done, a ball of lightning jumps into his arms. He throws it up, and it charges towards Roy. The lighting decreases, and Pikachu is shown*
Pikachu: Chu! (That, was my new Z move.)
Roy: It was painful...
Pikachu: Pika pi! (Then I did my job well)
Roy: So, how do you feel being back in Smash?
Pikachu: Pika pika! (REALLY HAPPY)
Every girl: AWW ITS TOO CUTE *faints*
Cory: Drat. Now all the girls fainted.
Sonic: Oh well.
Pikachu: Pika (Hold on, give me a marker)
Johany: *hands Pikachu a marker*
Pikachu: * draws two circles around Alyysa's eyes, and a retarded mustache*
Luis: Ooooh, MH is gonna be pissed.
Roy: Anyway, can you be used as a battery?
Pikachu: Pi... (I guess...)
Roy: *grabs Pikachu by the tail, and sticks one end of his phone charger in his ass, the other in his own phone, then proceeds to play Flappy Chu*
Megaman: We can't work like this.
Cory: *knocks Roy out* Johany, shapeshift into an interviewer.
Johany: No thanks, I'll interview as myself. So, Pika, how do feel about Ash actually trying to do somwthing useful with you, instead of just using you for battles? Imho, you seserve a better trainer.
Pikachu: Chu... (I know...) Pika pika! (But now I get a Pikalium Z, so that's up.)
Johany: So, do you have siblings?
Pikachu: Ka, Pi chu! (Hey, Pichu!)
Pichu: PI! *runs towards Pikachu, and hugs him*
Remaining Audience: Awww...
Johany: Last question...Do you approve if Pokemon + and -?
Pikachu: Pika! (As long as you make me cool in it, sure)
Johany: Now, let's g- Oh no.
(The girls start waking up)
Commercial Break
Luis: If you value your life, run Pikachu!
(Every boy runs away)
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
