Roy: Can I go back to my pool party?
MH: Sure.
Roy: Yay! CANNONBALL!! (jumps in pool wetting Alex and Robin)
Alex: Ugh, you got me wet, Roy!!
Roy: Oopsie.
Alex: Well, since Im already wet, I might as well join in. (uses author powers to magically change into a swimsuit.) Robin, can you change into Raven?
Robin: Sure. (transforms into a girl.) Okay. Lets go!
25 minutes later
MH: Alright, guys. Back to interviewing.
Roy: Alright. Hello everyone, welcome back. I would now like to introduce, Mar-
"CRITICAL HIT!!!!!" is heard, a sword stabs Roy
Roy: Owwies
???: Hey, everyone, great to be ba- oh shit. So is he.
Roy: I love you too Marth.
Marth: (sarcastically) Me too.
Roy: See? I do have friends!!
Everyone minus Roy: Oh dear god.
MH: FOCUS!!
Roy: Ok. So, how do you feel being back in Smash?
Marth: I feel honored to realize Nintendo still cares.
Roy: Okay, so, what is your favorite weapon?
Marth: My sword (pulls out a sword)
Roy: Oooh. (Steals the sword and pretends to be a badass swordfighter but acccidentaly throws it into a pool of lava Alex made to kill him)
Alex: Aw crap. I was saving that to kill him.
Marth: MY SWORD!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYY!!!!!
Roy: Oh sh-
Commercial break bell rings.
Marth: Even better. (chases Roy)
Raven: Stay tuned! Next up is Link!
Roy: Its MY job to say that!!!
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
