Alyysa: STOP POSSESSING ME CORY!!!
Cory: If you complain, I'll possess you for the whole show.
Alyysa: (gulp)
MH: Alright, I've had it with you, Cory!!
Cory: (angry) Oh, yeah? Remember, I also have author powers!! And Im unleashing the worst!!
Cory's eyes turn white. Everyone blacks out. Changes are listed below:
Master Hand turns into a 4 year old human girl
Marth turns into a trophy
Link's sword turns into a glowstick
Johany turns into a girl
Kayley turns into Kay and Lee
Zelda's body turns into a wearable disguise
Rob turns into a human
Luis turns into a puppy
Lucina shrinks to the size of a toy
Cory: THERE!!!
MH: EEK!! Wa did yu doo to as?!
Cory: Oh, this is just too good. Come here (picks up MH)
MH: NO! I no wanna!
5 minutes later
Cory: That's better.
A 4 year old girl wearing a pink shirt, leggings, and converse walks out
Alyysa: DAD! (picks up MH) What did he do to you?
MH: He put this westwainmench on me and changed my named to Wexi (Lexi)!!
Alyysa: I know. I also had to deal with that
Link: Huh? (brings Marth back to life)
Alyysa: I'll explain later.
Kay and Lee: Hey! We didn't unfuse on will!
Cory: Haha I did it.
Lee: Change us back!
Kay: Or else!
Cory: What? You gonna hit me?
Lee: Pwecisely.
Luis: (bark bark bark)
Cory: Aw, cat got your tounge?
Luis: (barks a LOT)
Cory: I'm gonna name you Spot.
Spot: (growls)
Rob: I have changed my form from bionic to organic? How? Not that I am complaining.
Cory: You're welcome.
Johany: HOLY CRAP! I'M A GIRL NOW!!
Marth: And a cutie at that.
Johany: Not helping, Marth.
Cory: I think I'm gonna name you, um, Ah! How about Sage?
Sage: (grunt)
Lucina: CHANGE HER BACK! (slices Cory's finger, only slightly larger than a paper cut)
Cory: Ouch. (eyes go white, Lucina loses control over her body)
Lexi: NEW TOY! (plays with Lucina)
Cory: And as for you, (looks at Zelda disguise) might as well put it on. (puts on Zelda's head first ) Ooh, I have Zelda's voice! (puts the rest of her on) Oh god, I feel everything! Even the tits!
Link: Die, bastard! (pulls out glowstick) Fuck.
Cory: Not until Lexi apologizes.
Lexi: I will never apowogish to yu!
Marth: I actually like Sage now.
Sage: STOP!!
Roy: Commercial break's almost ove- Hello, lady.
Sage: Now I have two freaks after me.
Lexi: FINE! I'M SHOWEE!
Cory: Ok (eyes turn white, everything returns to normal)
Johany: Thank god.
Marth and Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
