MH: Robin, can you cast a spell to make Roy smarter?
Robin: Sure.
Roy: I already am smart!
MH: What's 2+2?
Roy: 22
MH: Do it Robin
Robin: Okay.
Show starts
Roy:Hello, everyone and welcome to the Smashy Show!
Robin: The spell must've backfired. Training time! (teleports away)
Roy: Now, everyone welcome, the princess of Hyrule, Ze-(cluctches chest) owmyhart
An arrow of light hits Roy and almost kills him but is healed by Dacter Mayro
Roy: Thanks. So, you must be Zelda, right?
Zelda: Sure as hell am.
Roy: So, was that your final smash?
Zelda: It is!
Roy: And the arrow is your weapon. Can I try?
Zelda: I'll probably regret this but sure.
Roy shoots it around but accidentaly kills Alyysa
Everyone: ALYYSA!!!!!
Roy: Oopsie
MH: Johany, can you save daughter?
Johany: Probably, but if we can't?
MH: 1. Kill Roy. 2. Can you fill in for my daughter?
Johany: (looks at Lucina, Kasey, and Shulk) Okay.
Everone: (sad look on their faces)
Johany: Alright. (starts the lifesaver operation.)
20 minutes later.
Everone still standing
Johany: Well, she's not dead, but she might as well be.
MH: When will she wake?
Johany: Probably in a week. And there's a chance she might not survive that.
(A week=2 interviews)
Johany: So, you might wanna say your goodbyes now. ROY!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FROM INTERVIEWING UNTIL ALYYSA WAKES UP!! IF SHE DIES, YOU'RE FIRED AND WILL BE KILLED!!
MH: So, Johany, can you...
Johany: Yeah, but let us say our goodbyes.
5 minutes later
Johany: Alright (rurns into Alyysa)
Zelda: So, should I leave?
Alyysa: No, please sta-
Commercial break
Zelda: Okay...
Shulk: I miss her already...
YOU ARE READING
The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
