The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show

Rose

Johany: Glad that monstrosity is over.

Luis: Yah.

ROB: NOOOO

Marth: But, but-

Cory: Hey! (whispers in Marth's ear) Sound good?

Marth: Yeah.

Show starts

Roy: Alright, I seriously hope this is the last OC-

Alyysa: Nope, but no more for now.

Roy: YAS! So, at last, Rose!

Pink laser beam shoots Roy. Then, a giant rose appears on the center of the stage.

Popo: Are you kidding me?

Roy: T-that's not supposed to h-happen...

Giant rose starts to bloom, revealing a smaller rose. That smaller rose begins to glow, forms a human-like shape, jumps up behind Luis, and yells "BOO!"

Luis: Rose! Don't scare me like that!

Rose: Sorry! I couldn't resist.

Johany: Woah...

Rose: Cool, right?

Roy: Hello, Rose.

Rose: Oh. He's here.

Roy: Yeah, everyone loves me.

Marth: True story.

Roy: Thanks Mr. Narcissistic! (he can't use the word because he killed it) HEY! You were being sarcastic!

Marth: Congrats, smartass

Roy: Thanks!

Rose; Why am I here?

Roy: So, who are your friends?

Rose: Zelda, she's my best friend, Rosalina, Peach, Raven/Robin, and Lucina.

Johany, Luis, and Link: Yus! (purposely made mispronunciation of yes)

Roy: What are your weapons and abilities?

Rose: I have laser eyes (punches Rob [Rose: OW!]), I have super strength (punches Luis),and I can fly (punches Pit).

Luis: YOU STOLE MY WORK!

Rose: Tee-hee! I can also sorta shapeshift into a rose. That may sound stupid, but you don't know how useful it can be in a battle. I also drive a Prius!

Marth: Me too!

 Roy: Gay

Marth: >:(

Roy: So, who is your boyfri-NANA AND POPO!!!

Nana: (runs behind Lucina)

Popo: (runs behind Johany)

Rose: You'll find out soo-where are you going?

Roy: To the potty.

Luis: You better try and stop him.

Rose: Why?

Pink Prius crashes into the studio

Roy: LIVIN' DA DREEM!

Rose: ROOOOOOOOOOOOY!! Alright, JOHANY! LUIS! Triple P attack! Get ready!

Luis: I was born ready!

Johany: No you weren't.

Luis: Fuck off.

Ness: Commercial Break?