just tell me ; joe sugg

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A/N: if you haven't watched one of Joe's innuendo bingo videos, I suggest you watch one first and then read this chapter xx

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"Oh, fuck a duck, there is no way that I am doing that!" I exclaimed to Joe, who bursted out laughing.

"Come on, I haven't done an Innuendo Bingo video in forever!" He pleaded. I've seen his Innuendo Bingo videos before, and I admit, they are hilarious, but I don't really want to get his spit/water all over me.

"You have to do it," Caspar said. He was sitting down at the couch next to Mara. "It's pretty fun, actually." I looked at Asa, who was just got out of the bathroom from my bedroom.

"Do what?" She asked as she closed the door behind her. She walked up next to me and crossed her arms.

"Innuendo Bingo." Mara said to her, smirking.

"Innuendo Bingo? Oh, Liana, you have to do that." Asa said. "It would be hilarious!"

"I mean, I guess I could." I said, rolling my eyes and smiling slightly.

"Yes!" Joe fist pumped. I patted his shoulder.

"Don't ever do that again."

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"Hello guys, so, as you may know, I have started this sort of series going on which I haven't made a video on for a while. So, I was thinking while I was here in Orlando, Florida, that I could do an Innuendo Bingo video, with one of my very old friends from here, Liana Gillian!" He greeted into the camera as I sat there awkwardly.

I smiled and waved my hand slightly in front of the camera. "Hi," I said dully. Hey, at least I smiled. Joe laughed in front of me.

"She actually isn't happy that we're doing this." He said, calming down from laughing.

"No, I'm not actually happy at all." I said, smiling.

"So, if you don't know already what Innuendo Bingo is, then first off, where the hell have you been?"

I laughed.

"But really, how this goes is that we both have water our mouth fully, and we listen to excerpts from different YouTube videos that you guys sent in that supposedly sound dirty." He explained.

"Basically if you laugh, then you're screwed." I said to the camera.

"Yeah," he agreed. "All right, let's get started."

"I hate you."

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"Okay, last one," Caspar said from the table. I looked around the apartment, the living room completely covered in white tarp and it was wet everywhere due to our spitting.

I adjusted the huge green glasses on my face, knowing that Joe was going to laugh at this one. I could feel the nerve in my body. I hear Caspar press a button from my MacBook.

"Growing up, I did Jim since I was absolutely tiny-"

Joe spit his freezing cold water onto my face, bending down near my lap, and laughing his ass off. I spit mine out onto his already soaking wet hair, and we both died of laughter. Half of us weren't laughing because of the excerpts, but because of each other. I mean, we're sitting here, spitting water at each other and dying laughter as we listen to dirty excerpts from YouTube videos. I mean, that's pretty bizarre.

"I don't get it," Caspar said from the table. He had a generally confused face that made me laugh again, and Mara began to explain it to him.

"She's insinuating that she has been having sex with Jim since her vag-"

"OHHH, I get it now. See, that was way too sexual for me." He said, slightly laughing.

My face was already wet, and literally part of my hair was soaking wet yet it was in a ponytail. Don't even get me started on my clothes. They were sticking to my body like glue. It was pretty gross, but I didn't really care at the moment.

"So, I really hope that you guys enjoyed that video, because I had a blast filming that with my old friend." Joe said, now soaking wet. His fringe was in the way of his forehead, which I thought was pretty cute. "If you enjoyed this video, please give it a thumbs up, and subscribe- oh wait. You don't have a channel, do you?" He asked me.

I shook my head. "No, I don't."

"Hold on, I'll cut that out. I'll restart the outro again." He said, pushing his fringe out of the way. "If you enjoyed this week's video, please give this a massive thumbs up and stay tuned for another Sugg Sunday video next week."

He stood up and walked over to the camera, every step wrenching on the wet tarp. He turned off the camera, laughing slightly.

"Ugh, I feel gross. But that was so worth it." I said, standing up from the chair as Mara handed Joe and I a towel.

"See, I told you it would be hilarious." Asa exclaimed from the kitchen.

"Well, I didn't know that it would be like that." I said, wiping my face. "Joe, there's a shower in Mason's bathroom. You can shower first because if two showers go at the same time, the hot water goes to me." I explained. He nodded, glaring at Caspar, who started to laugh.

"Oh, yeah, we've had some experience with that before." Caspar explained.

"No need to explain, I've seen the shower pranks you pulled on him." I said, shaking my head. "That was just plain cruel."

"But it was for revenge!" Caspar whined.

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caspar/

Amara had to drive Joe and I back to the hotel around 10:00. I had a great time with them, and I'm glad Joe was close to them.

We entered the freezing hotel lobby, and walked to the elevators, pressing the 'up' button.

"Ever since we arrived in Florida, you've been ignoring my questions about you and Liana. Spill it." I said. The only part I knew about them was that they have a kid, but Joe doesn't know that it's his.

The elevator doors opened. We walked in, and I pressed the button to the fourth floor.

He sighed, running a hand through his hair like he always does. "It's pretty complicated."

"You can tell me, I'm your best friend."

"Of course you are." He said as the elevator doors opened. We walked out and turned left, walking to our hotel room.

"Then why won't you tell me?" I pleaded.

"You're so annoying. Fine, I'll tell you."

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