The Comeback of Heroes!!! (Book 2) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 3

*First person pov*

We were walking around town. "Well... You guys have become strong, huh? I'm amazed you were actually able to get the bells." Kakashi says. "Heh, that's your downfall when fighting us. We are the most unpredictable team in Konoha, am I right or am I right?" I say. "Aye!" Keiko yells. "Hehe!! Maybe we even surpassed you, Kakashi-sensei!!" Naruto announces. "What are you saying? Such conceit...." Pinky says. I heard Kakashi talking behind us but I didn't really pay any attention. "Ah! Yeah! We should go to Ichiraku Ramen before we go home! I'm hungry!" Naruto says to me. "Oh yeah!!!!!! Next stop, Ichiraku Ramen!!!" I say, fist bumping the air. "Aye!!!" Keiko yells, mimicking my actions. "Yeah, I'm a bit hungry after training from yesterday." Pinky says. We kinda left Kakashi out and he looked a little gloomy. "It should be Kakashi's treat!" Keiko suggests. "Right!" Pinky agrees. "Alright! It's decided!! Sensei!!" Naruto says as he turns to a left out Kakashi. "...Sorry. I have to create and submit a list of formations of the new teams. So it's goodbye for now." Kakashi says disappearing. He probably felt like he wasn't needed there. Poor guy. Being ignored by his students, you guys used to react to whatever he said. Haha, I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse. How cruel are you!? I may be pretty as an angel, but I'm sure as hell ain't one. Sure you are. "Uh, Ciel?" I snap back into reality. "Yeah Naruto?" I ask him. "You're treating us." Naruto says. "Hell no, we're splitting the bill." I tell him. "Hey Shikamaru! Temari-san!! Who do you think this is!!" I hear Pinky yell. I turn around and it was Shikamaru and Temari. "Hey!!! Shikamaru!!" I call, waving to him. "Hey! If it isn't Ciel and Naruto!!" Shikamaru says. Shikamaru and Temari walked over here. "Did you guys just come?" Shikamaru asks us. "No, we came back yesterday." Keiko replies. Shikamaru raises a brow. "I thought you talked in third person." Shikamaru says. "Well, I'm a maturing exceed." Keiko says. Anime tears well up in my eyes again and I run over to Shikamaru and cry on him. "Waaah!!!!! Daddy misses Keiko calling him Daddy!!! Daddy also misses her talking in third person!!! Daddy doesn't want her to grow up!!! Daddy wants Keiko to stay a kitten!!!" I cry on him. "O-Oi!!!" Shikamaru yells. He was blushing a bit. "Does he always do this?" Shikamaru asks Naruto and Keiko, as he lightly pushes on me. "Yeah, Ciel always does this." Keiko says. I cry harder and point at her. "SEE!? SEE?! SHE DOESN'T CALL DADDY DADDY!!!" I yell comically. Everybody sweat drops. Shikamaru sighs and pets me. "There there, now get off me." Shikamaru says. I get off him sniffling. "Alright, I'm good. Just needed to get that out of my system." I say. "So, has your guys idiocy left you? And have you changed well?" Shikamaru asks. "No! Not at all!" Pinky says. I go into my emo corner. "I bet you can see that I haven't changed at all... my height is still the same... at this rate I'm going to be shorter than everybody else... I will forever be the dinkiest out of all of us..." I say as I draw circles in the ground. "Uh, but I'm sure Ciel will grow!" Pinky says, trying to cheer me up. "It hurts my fucking pride that you're taller than me Pinky!!!! I bet all the girls are taller than me!!!! It hurts ya know!!!!! You don't know about my pain Pinky!!! Just imagine being taller than Duckbutt!!! How would you feel!!!" I shout demonically. Pinky stops and thinks about it. "I guess it'll hurt...." Pinky says finally. I go back to my gloom corner. "So, are you two on a date." I hear Naruto asked Shikamaru. I run out of my emo corner and face Shikamaru. "Is that true!? You two are on a date!? When are you going to get married!? When is the wedding!? When am I going to see little Shikamarus and Temaris running around?! Am I going to become an uncle!? This is all so sudden!?!? Let's go shopping for baby stuff!!!!!" I shout. Temari punches me out of embarrassment. "Wrong!!!" She yells, blushing. I fall back onto the ground, holding my face in pain. "Ow... why did you do that Temari?" I ask her as I sit up. "You wouldn't let us talk." Temari states. "We aren't on a date. There's a chunin exam soon. Temari is going back and forth between sand and leaf for meetings. It's troublesome, but I've become an examiner, so... I was told to see off the messengers from sand." Shikamaru explains. "Aww... I wanted baby Shikamarus..." I mumble. "Chunin exams? That brings back memories..." Naruto says. "Yeah..." Keiko agrees. "Naruto, Ciel, what are you planning?" Shikamaru asks. "What do you mean?" I ask him. "What, you say.... It's the chunin exams. The only ones from our class who hasn't become a chunin is you guys Naruto, Ciel." Shikamaru tells us. It took a while before Naruto's gears were turning. "EHHHHH!?" Naruto shouts. "NOOO!! WE ARE STILL GENIN!!!" I shout, horrified. "Then! Then! You're a chunin too Sakura-chan!?" Naruto asks Pinky. She makes a peace sign. "Yup!" She says. "Plus, Neji from the class above us, Kankuro of the Sand, and Temari are already Jounin." Shikamaru adds. "HUUUUUUH!?" Naruto shouts. "Hey, what about Gaara?" I ask Shikamaru. "Gaara... is the Kazekage." Temari tells us. I whistle. "Woo, we need to up our game Naruto. Gaara is already Kazekage and we are still genin." I tease Naruto. "Yeah! I can't believe Gaara became Kazekage!" Naruto shouts. I look at the time. "Whoops! I need to go, I won't have enough time to clean my apartment. Let's go Keiko. It's nice seeing you Shikamaru, Temari." I tell them as I stand up and grab Keiko. "Bye Shikamaru!! Temari!!! Tell Gaara that I said hi!!" Keiko shouts. We run to our apartment. "Ready for the moment of truth?" I ask Keiko. "Yeah, I despise this so much." Keiko says. I open the door and it was dirty as fuck. "Well, let's get to work." I tell Keiko. "Aye..." Keiko says.