The Comeback of Heroes!!! (Book 2) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 51

*First person pov*

Uggh.... what the hell happened...? Am I dead....? No you're fucking not. I healed you just in time before you died and stuff. Anyways, the zombie duo kidnapped you. Well, shit. What do I do? I'll tell you what you can fucking do right now is that you apologize to me right here, right now. You scared the shit out of me when you jumped in front of that scythe. I appreciate the help, but I have anal muscles, thank you very much. Sorry... but I have question... can you even poop? ...... Not the point. Are you even sorry!? No I'm not sorry! What happened to Asuma and everyone? Asuma... I don't know if he's alive or not. Keiko is alive as well with everyone else. Well, that's good I guess... I finally open my eyes and see I was on Kakuzu's back. "Yooooo.... can you enlighten me on where we're going?" I ask them, as I shift around on Kakuzu's back to look at them. "Oh, you're fucking awake. No, we're not going to tell you." Hidan says, glaring at me. "What, is your penis still sore? I'm pretty sure you didn't have a penis to begin with...." I trail off. "Shut the hell up!! I'll sacrifice you to Jashin!!!" Hidan yells. "Hidan, be quiet. We're going to a safe place to extract the sanbi." Kakuzu says. "Why the hell did you tell him?!" Hidan yells. "Because he's a new member of the Akatsuki. He should know. You should your brain more often." Kakuzu growls. "Heh! Like I'll consider him to be a new member!" Hidan shouts. "I hate you too." I say as I look at my hands. They were tied with ropes. "Hey... can you take the ropes off my hands? It hurts... it's giving me a rash." I complain. "Hell no! What, do you consider us stupid!?" Hidan yells. I shrug. "Well, it's definitely clear that Tranny is smarter than you." I tell him. "Who the hell is Tranny!?" Hidan shouts. "Deidara, dumbass." I hiss at him. "Why you-" "Hidan, shut up before I kill you." Kakuzu growls. Hidan tchs and looks away. There was a silence, so why not annoy them with my obnoxious singing?

"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!!!!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME~~~~~!!!!"

I startled them when I just sang that, well, more liked yelled, that part.

"I PLAY MY PART!! AND YOU PLAY YOUR GAME!!!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME~~~~~!!!!"

I decided to annoy them even further, by just singing those lyrics over and over XD!

"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME~~~~~!!!! I PLAY MY PART!!! AND YOU PLAY YOUR GAME!!!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME~~~~~!!!! SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!!! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME!!! I PLAY MY PART!!! AND YOU PLAY YOUR GAME!!! YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME~~~~~!!! SHOT THROUGH THE-" "WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!" Hidan yells, irritated. He was soooo red in the face from anger. Kakuzu looked like he wanted to tear me apart. "C'mon, I know you loved my singing skills." I chirp. "No, I did fucking not. Kakuzu, do you have some kind of gag or something?" Hidan asks Kakuzu. "Or maybe we can just sew his mouth shut?" Kakuzu suggests, and evil glint in his eyes. I gulp and shake my head frantically. "No, no.... I'm good. I shut up now." I say. I wait about like 5 minutes. "SHOT THROUGH THE-" "GOD DAMMIT, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP!?!?!" Hidan yells as he presses his scythe on my throat. "Maybe getting these restraints off? I promise I won't go anywhere. You guys will easily overpower me, so there's no chance for me to escape." I say as I hold up my restraints on my hands. Hidan glares at me. "No, do you think I'm fucking stupid?" Hidan asks me. "Yes." I say as I remove my chin off of the scythe and brought my restraints to the blade and cut them off. "SHIT!!" Hidan yells as he jumps away and Kakuzu drops me and jumps away. I squeak as I hit the ground. "You idiot!! Why did you near a blade near him!?" Kakuzu yells. "Not my fault!!! He provoked me!!" Hidan yells. I untie the restraints on my legs and stand up. "Okay, where we goin-" I say as I walk toward them but I trip and fall on my face. "Owwie... That hurt..." I mumble as sit up and I rub my nose and pain. I look back up to the zombie duo and they were looking at me weirdly. "What?" I ask them as I keep holding my nose. "Kakuzu?" Hidan asks. "What is it brat? I'm thinking." Kakuzu grumbles. "Is it just me, or does he, REALLY act like a girl? I mean, I know he's gay and all, but it's scary, it's like he is ACTUALLY a girl?" Hidan asks him. "That's what I was thinking about. He is short and has a petite body, VERY petite to be a boy's. Isn't it weird?" Kakuzu asks. "Yeah, very." Hidan says and I sweat drop at their conversation. "You know, you could just ask me about my gender...?" I mumble. "Good idea. Faggot, are you a boy or girl?" Hidan asks me. "Well, find out yourself." I say as I stand up and they tense. "Chill, I'm not going to struggle or whatnaut. Tell me where we're going." I tell them, stretching my sore muscles. My wound from the battle from before was healed, thanks to Okamia. "Hey, where's my stuff?" I ask them. "We're not giving it to you." Kakuzu growls. "Like I said, chill, you don't have to give me my weapons. At least, give me the strange metal box and the wires." I tell him, holding my hand out. I was able to grab my phone away from Keiko, since she was on it waaaaaaaay too much. "And what's that? It sounds even more suspicious when you say 'strange metal box'." Hidan says, crossing his arms. "I promise you, it's nothing. It's a box that plays music. And it lets you read books, and almost everything." I tell them. They look at each other, still unsure. "C'mon! You can both easily overpower me! Plus, I'm not looking to escape just yet, because everyone will come back for me and kick your asses til you can't even recognize it no more." I tell them. Kakuzu sighs and pulls out my pouch. "Kakuzu! What're you doing!" Hidan shouts. "Giving it to him. It seems like he won't shut up until it's in his hands. I might accidently kill him because he is so annoying." Kakuzu says as he rustles around my pouch, but stops on something. He pulls out the thing, but it definitely wasn't my phone. "Well shit." I curse as I look at my tampons and panties in Kakuzu's hands. "So you're a girl?" He asks, raising a eyebrow. "Wow, pervert, yes I fucking am." I say as I walk over to him, snatching them from his hands and stuffing it into my pockets. "Wooo! So we have a bitch joining? About time, there literally aren't any bitches in the Akatsuki aside from Konan." Hidan says, I think happy? Isn't he like 23? Ew... to be attracted to a 16 year old like me... is he even attracted to me? I hope not, otherwise that's fucking disgusting, who knew Hidan was a pedophile? Well... I bet he fucks everything and anything. Heh... bet ya that he fucked Kakuzu once or twice. Bet ya he has some kind of STD. "You're fucking disgusting." I tell Hidan.

(A/N: I listen to that song all the time, I just love it.)