The Comeback of Heroes!!! (Book 2) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Valentine's Day Special!!!!

*First person pov*

Cieeeeeeeeel, wake your ass uuuuuuuuuppp~! What the fuck do you want. I groan and open my eyes. Check the calendar. Huh? I walk over to the calendar that I hang up on the wall of my room. February 14. Well shit. Yeah, also, don't wake me up. I don't want to get involved in this."Ciel!!!!" I hear Keiko shout from the other room. She bursts through the door with sparkles in her eyes. "It's Valentine's day!!!" Keiko chirps. "Yeah? So?" I ask her. "Well we gotta give out chocolates!" Keiko chirps happily. "But why doe?" I ask her, rubbing my sleepy eyes. "Ya know, to celebrate the holiday?" Keiko says, putting her hands on her hips. "But I don't want to! There's no reason to! I want to sleep the whole day!!" I whine. "No. We're going to find you a date. More specifically, Naruto." Keiko says, smiling. "No, I already have a date. With my bed, because I'm a lonely person but I don't give a shit." I say as I walk back to my bed. Keiko drags me back. "Please? The readers are expecting some chemistry! Do it for the special!!" Keiko says as she drags me back. I shrug her off and head to my bed. "I'm not paid enough for this." I say as I yawn. Just then, Balice descended from heaven. "Ciel! I pay you enough! Plus I created you! I command you to get your ass up and make some chocolate for those sexy ass anime characters!!!" She yells at me. "Sure, sure, I will get up in never. Now leave me alone Balice, I'm tired." I say as I fall back asleep. "Don't you fall asleep!!" She screeches. "Sure, but tell me, what kind of a name is Balice? What was going through your mind when you thought of a profile name?" I ask her. She doesn't answer and I fall back asleep. I felt something land lightly on my face and body. I was covered in money. "There. There's you damn money. Get out there, make chocolate, and date them." Balice says as she disappears with a poof. "Alright, you gotta love authors, they can make objects out of thin air just by typing on their laptops. Come to think of it, Balice, don't you have a Gateway laptop? Who uses those?" I ask her (A/N: I am so sorry those of you who uses Gateway, I don't like them myself yet I use them. I don't have enough moneys to get a different laptop.). "Shut up!!" I hear her yell from the heavens. I still don't know why she's the goddess of this world.... "Alright, I have to go to the shop. Just great." I groan as I change and leave. "C'mon, it's not that bad." Keiko says. "Oh yeah, it's bad. I never said I was going to make chocolates for the boys, I making it for everyone. Team 7, Team 9, Team 8, Celestial spirits, Tsunade and Shizune, and so many others." I groan. I'm not giving to chocolate to boys only, hell no, I'm giving it to the girls. You know, as friends. Same with the boys, there ain't no feelings between us. "Okay, if you say so... Am I getting chocolate?" Keiko asks me. "Hell yeah you are. I wouldn't leave out my hubby boo boo!" I shout as I grab Keiko and hug her. "What the hell!? What kind of name is that!? Get off me!!" Keiko shout as she shoves me off. I pout as I sit on the ground. "Not fair, it's Valentine's day, show me some love!" I cry. "Let's just get the ingredients and go make chocolate." Keiko says. "Can't I just buy the chocolate?" I ask her as I stand up. "No, Balice demands that you make the chocolate." Keiko replies. I groan and walked into the grocery store. I grabbed the ingredients and headed to the register. "Ah, I see that you're going to make chocolate. Who's the lucky guy?" the lady behind the counter asks as she scans all of the ingredients. "Everyone." I deadpan. "O-Oh." She says as she puts the ingredients in the bag. "I hope you have a good Valentines day." She says as she hands me bags. "Come to think of it, why are you working on Valentines day?" I ask the lady. "The stupid author told me to work today." The lady grumbles. "Well... I hope your day gets better!" I say as I run out. "I hope so too..." I walk towards Keiko, she said she was going to wait outside. "Alright, let's go." I tell her as I start walking. "Aye Ma'am." She says as she flies behind me. I walk into my apartment and into the kitchen. "Alright, let's get started. As we were making the chocolate, I felt something warm on my cheek. I see Keiko laughing and I touch my cheek, and it was chocolate. I smirk and got a spoonful of chocolate and flinged it at her. It splats all over her face and she wipes it. We ended up having a food fight, and we ran out of chocolate to throw. Heh, I regret nothing, at least I won't have to give out chocolate. For rest of Valentines day, we watched movies on my laptop and dated our favorite flavors of ice cream. Balice lectured us on how we ruined the Valentines day special, but she ended up joining us since she was lonely as us. But, not like we cared, love is for the weak, no offense. So yeah, that's my Valentine's day. I sneeze three times. "Hey, you know, if you sneeze three times it means that someone fell in love with you." Balice says, smiling. "Don't tell me you're superstitious." Keiko groans as she shoves a spoonful of cookie dough ice cream. "I'm not, I just believe." Balice says. I sneeze 12 more times. "Woah! You're on a roll Ciel!" Balice laughs. I rub my nose in annoyance. "Jeez, are you saying that 5 people fell in love with a dork like me? You're an idiot." I tell Balice. "I maybe an idiot, but at least I'm a happy idiot." Balice says as she stuffs her face with more ice cream.

(A/N: HA! YOU THINK I'LL WRITE SOME CHEMISTRY BETWEEN SOME NARUTO CHARACTERS AND CIEL FOR VALENTINES DAY!? AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Also, if you're wondering who's the people who 'fell in love' with Ciel, it's the people who found out about her gender that are her age. Guess who they are!)