The Comeback of Heroes!!! (Book 2) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 1

*First person pov*

I turn around and it was Kakashi. "Ah! Who are you?" I ask, just to tease Kakashi. Kakashi anime falls. "It's me! Kakashi!" Kakashi yells, pointing at himself. I put on my thinking face. "No... I don't believe we met." I tease further. "Now you're just teasing me. Get over here Ciel!!!" Kakashi yells as he runs at me. "AHHH! NO!!!" I shout as I run away. I get tackled to the ground by Kakashi and he sits on me. "Ack! Get... off... of... me... fatty!!!" I yell. "No, it's comfy here." Kakashi says. I pout. "Ciel, you deserve it." Keiko says. "Kakashi-sensei! You haven't changed at all!" Naruto yells, jumping down to greet him. "Wait! Oh yeah!!" Naruto exclaims as he searches his pouch on his back. "NO DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM!! HE DOESN'T NEED IT!!" I yell as I desperately try to stop Naruto. Naruto ignores my pleas and pulls out the book. Kakashi's face lights up as he stares at it. "Wh-What? You.... H-How.... Th... This is...." Kakashi stutters as he stares at the stupid Icha Icha paradise. Stupid Ero-sennin didn't even give me credit in the book, since I did most of the fucking work. "This is the latest in the Icha Icha series after 3 years! Thanks to Ciel, it's not that boring, but you'll still like it... I think!" Naruto says. "Naruto.... what have you done? Now Kakashi will forever be a closet pervert and never get a girlfriend." I tell him. I'm still under Kakashi. I shove him off of me since he was vulnerable because he was in shock. I quickly brush myself off and stand next to Keiko. We start walking around the village, talking and stuff. "Alright! Next stop, straight to Ichiraku Ramen!!" Naruto announces and starts running. "OH GURRRL I'M NOT MISSING OUT ON THIS!!!!" I shout as I follow Naruto. "Me too!" Keiko yells as she flies after us. Naruto stops in his tracks. "What's wrong-" I cut myself off when I see a familiar pinky hair. "Ahhhh! Sakura-chan!?" Naruto yells, pointing at her. "Pinky!" Me and Keiko shout happily. She points at us. "Ciel-kun!? Naruto!? Keiko!?!" Pinky shouts, pointing at us. "Long time no see! You haven't changed much Pinky!" I chirp. "How do I look? Do I look more like a woman now...?" Pinky asks, blushing a bit out of embarrassment. "You look fine! You haven't changed at all!!" Naruto shouts. Keiko flinches at Pinky, since she was getting real angry. "I-I think that Pinky looks fine!! She looks more woman like since the last time I seen her!!!!" Keiko says, trying to calm down Pinky. "Eh? Keiko, you don't speak in 3rd person anymore?" Pinky asks Keiko. "Huh? I am a maturing cat! I've also started calling Ciel Ciel!!" Keiko announces, proud of herself. Anime tears spring in my eyes and I cry on Pinky. "Waaaaaah!!! Daddy misses Keiko speaking in 3rd person and calling Daddy Daddy! Daddy doesn't like Keiko calling him by his first name!!!" I cry, speaking in 3rd person. Pinky looks at Ero-sennin and Naruto questionly. They both shrug. "After Keiko started calling Ciel by his first name and stopped talking in 3rd person, he always get like this when Keiko does something wrong or something." Ero-sennin explains. I stopped crying because I noticed something wrong, horribly wrong. "Wait, why is everyone except Keiko here like trees compared to me?" I question. It was true, everyone was taller than me. "Woah it's true!! Ciel is shorter than us!!" Naruto says as he ruffles my hair. He was like a good 10 inches taller than me. 10!! Pinky was 5 inches taller than me. I don't think my height changed when I was thirteen. I clench my fists and there was fire in my eyes. "I WILL GET MY GROWTH SPURT SOON AND OUTGROW YA'LL!! JUST YOU WATCH!!" I yell. "I think that Ciel won't grow anymore... he's 15 right?" I hear Keiko ask Tsunade. "Probably not." Tsunade says. "OI!! JUST LET ME DREAM DAMMIT!!" I yell at them. "Naruto-niichan!" I hear a familiar voice yell behind me. I turn around and a naked lady with clouds covering her private parts was there. "OHOHOHOHO!!!" Ero-sennin laughs. The lady turned into a wild Konohamaru. I just realized that he was the same height as me and I go into the emo corner. Ōkamia.... am I really that short..... No.... yeah. Yeah you are. Am I ever going to grow...... tell me.... Yeah...... I think so....Konohamaru is the same height as me... and I'm older than him.... it hurts. It hurts my pride. Ha! Now you know how I feel when I stand next to the tailed beasts! I'm smaller than them by a good few stories!! I want to grow...... I hear a boom and a crash behind me. I look behind me and Naruto was in a crater in ground and Naruto was bleeding. Pinky started yelling at him and shaking him by the collar. Keiko and Konohamaru was hiding behind Kakashi, shaking. I turn back to my emo corner and pick a flower off of the ground. "I will grow... I will not grow... I will grow..." I say as I pluck the petals off. Everybody turns to me, sweat dropping. "The nostalgia ends here though. Kakashi." Tsunade says. Huh? What happened? No clue. It's your fault for not listening idiot. I plucked the last petal and it was on  I will not grow. I cry every time."Well, it's been awhile hasn't it?" Kakashi says, as he shuts his book. "From now on, the two of you will come with me with team-related missions. It's different from before. It's no longer teacher or pupil. Starting today, we're equal Konoha shinobis." Kakashi says. "Um, how are we equal when one of us hasn't even grown an inch in the last two years..." I say as I make drawings in the dirt. Everybody sweat drops again. "Um, well, first I'm a bit curious as to how you've developed. Ciel, you've grown 4 inches, why are you so depressed?" Kakashi says as he pulls out 3 bells. I get sadder. "But everyone is taller than me... do you know what it's like to have to crank your neck all the way up to look at a fucking girl?" I growl. Kakashi ignores me and starts explaining the rules. "The rules are the same when I first met you three. Keiko, you weren't born at the time so I'm going explain the rules. If you don't come at me with the intent to kill, you will never succeed in getting the bells!" Kakashi says. We all smirk, we are so ready for this. OKAY I'M GOING TO GET THESE DAMN BELLS THIS TIME!!!