The Comeback of Heroes!!! (Book 2) [Naruto Fairy Tail Crossover Fanfic]

Chapter 7

*First person pov*

"Ciel! Why do you address him like he is your friend!?" Keiko hisses from my head. "Hm? Oh, we had a nice conversation once and played a game, even though he demolished me at it. It was fun! Oh yeah, Weasel! Did you buy Icha Icha book recently? I want your opinion on how my lemon writing skills are!" I say. Everyone looked at me with disbelief. "Ciel, are you friends with Itachi?" Kakashi says, narrowing his eyes at me frowning. "Nah. But nor are we enemies. We are frienemies." I tell him, winking. Kakashi groans and runs a hand through his hair. "Itachi... ho, this is the child that killed his entire family?" Chiyo asks. "It has been a while... Kakashi-san, Naruto-kun, Ciel-kun, and Keiko." Weasel addresses us. "You bastard... not just me, but Gaara!? I'll beat you all down!!" Naruto yells, pointing at Weasel. "Saaaaaaaame." I agree. Weasel shifts a little. "Everyone! Don't look into his eyes!!" Kakashi yells. We all look down, avoiding eye contact. "Well, what should we do!?" Pinky asks. "Judge his movements from the movements from his body and feet. Itachi's genjutsu is an eye jutsu. In other words, it's a vision type. You'll be fine if you avoid eye contact." Kakashi tells us. This was kinda awkward, I was staring right at Weasel's chest. "That's really difficult." Pinky says. "Ya think!?" Keiko says. "Hmm, the Uchiha clan... It's been a long time since I fought a sharingan." Chiyo muses. "Well, there's no need to be overwhelmed. There are many tactics for fighting this eye jutsu." Naruto looks at Chiyo. "What should we do!?" Naruto yells. "'If it's one on one, surely flee. If it's two on one, take the rear.'" Chiyo tells us. "So do you mean that if it is two on one that one is in genjutsu, the other can attack the user to dispel the genjutsu or they can cancel the genjutsu themselves?" Keiko says. "Right. Why does this cat seem smarter than all of you combined?" Chiyo says. Everybody ignores Chiyo's comment about Keiko. "I see...." Pinky says. "Yeah, that old hag is useful!" Naruto says. "Well... this ain't your normal genjutsu. Weasel's genjutsu is a little bit troublesome." I tell them. "What do you mean?" Chiyo asks. "Weasel has a eye jutsu that surpasses the original sharingan. The mangekyou sharingan. If you get struck by the jutsu, his genjutsu can affect you in an instant. There is no cancelling of the effects of it. Troublesome as hell if you ask me." I tell them. "How do you know all of this?" Kakashi says, surprised. I scoff. "Remember? I have great knowledge?" Leaf didn't want me freely saying my eye jutsu, so we call it the 'Great Knowledge'. "Oh right." Kakashi says. "Ugh... how troublesome." Keiko says. "Are you mimicking Shika-chan?" I ask Keiko, teasingly. "N-No..." Keiko says, looking away. "Hey! We need to be serious here!" Naruto yells. I rub my head in embarrassment. "Sorry!" I apologize. I turn back to Weasel, well, more like Weasel's chest. Hello darling chest. "Hn, interesting Ciel. No wonder Leader wants you to be part of the Akatsuki." Weasel says. "Hell yeah he does! You can't find this booty anywhere else!" I say as I shake my ass at him. Keiko pulls those fan like things and whacks me on the head. "Be serious!!" She yells and everyone sweat drops. A anime bump forms on my head as I anime cry as I hold it. I point at Weasel, the bump was still there. "That's not all! After you use that eye jutsu you immediately become weary. Besides the fact that it requires a considerable amount chakra but great risk to the eyes. Am I right?" I ask Weasel. "Correct." Weasel answers. I hold up three fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" I ask Weasel. "Hey! Be serious!!" Keiko yells again and hits me with the same fan. Another bump forms on the bump I already had. "Three." Weasel says, sweat dropping. "Well! Last time I was unprepared, but I'm not like that this time. This won't go the same way as it did last time." Kakashi says, pulling his headband up to reveal his sharingan. Naruto smirks. "If you think Ciel and I are the same as before as well, you're making a huge mistake!!" Naruto yells. "Naruto, Ciel, let me handle this." Kakashi says as he steps up. "Hell no, what happened to teamwork?" I ask. "Right! Right!" Naruto yells. "No, this time I want you guys to cover me. Really, I want to say 'hurry ahead' brashly, but... even with me as his opponent, I can't handle him by myself." Kakashi says. I turn back to Weasel. "Okay... I got it." I say as I get into fighting position.