The Challenge

Chapter 1

"Hey Gem!" Fred pops out of no where and hangs his arm around my shoulders.

I jump, almost tripping over my own feet. "Where the hell did you come from?"

"Out of my mom's va-"

I cover his mouth. "I'm rubbing off on you."

He takes my hand off his mouth. "Yeah, yeah. Well, Gennifer Tellus is looking for you. She has a challenge for you."

I smirk. "Ravenclaw quidditch captain?"

Fred nods. "Yup. Come on." He leads me to the Black Lake and Gennifer was standing there with Zane Walker, he's a beater, like me.

"Up for a challenge Malfoy?" Gennifer smiles.

"You bet I am!" I walk over to her. "What is it?"

Gennifer holds up a piece of parchment. "This is a List. You must do everything on here. You have until graduation." I reach for the list, but she moves it out of reach, "do you accept this challenge?"

I nod. "Defiantly. What's the catch?"

"If you succeed, I owe you a favor. If you fail, you owe me a favor."

I raise an eyebrow. "What kind of favor?"

"Anything." Gennifer says.

Hmmm. "Deal."

She hands me the parchment. "Good Luck," she smiles and walks away with Zane.

"Hey guys!" Tom walks over and kisses me on the mouth. "Whats that?" He eyes the parchment.

"My new challenge." I smirk.

Tom rolls his eyes. "Of course it is. What does it say?"

I look at the paper. "60 ways to give James Potter hell' oh I like this." I smirk.

"'1. Call him by his first name and NEVER by his Last
2. Give him a hug every time you see him
3. Call him "My Sugar Daddy" all day
-If he says he is not your Sugar Daddy ask him if he is your Grandpa
4. Fangirl every time you see him
-Sigh everytime he looks at you
5. Repeatedly ask him for his autograph
- Do not stop until he gives you it
6. Tell him, he sucks at Quidditch and you can beat his ass any day
7. Seductively Lick a lollipop and stare straight at him
8. Follow him every where for 24 hours
9. Yell "How could you do this to me?! I thought what we had was real!" Slap him and run away crying
10. Send him an owl saying "Can I slither in your bed tonight? ~Malfoy xox"
11. Attempt to touch his hair everytime you see him
12. Dry hump him for 5 seconds then run like hell
13. Show up in his room before he goes to bed with a bottle of warm milk and a Lullaby in mind to help him sleep
14. Send his parents a letter tell them how much you love him
15. Rant about how much you love James to Lily
16. Claim that you are married to James
17. Propose to James in front of everyone in the Great Hall
18. Correct everyone when they call you Malfoy
-Only answer to the name Mrs. Potter or Sapphire Potter
19. Beg James to take you to the Halloween dance
-Force him to wear matching costumes
20. Call him Jamesie
21. Ask him if you can ride his broom stick
22. Take his wand and put it in your front pocket
-Tell him he has to get it himself or he will not get it back
23. Steal one of his underwear and during lunch, burst into the Great Hall yelling "James Sirius Potter! You left your underwear in my dorm!!"
-Hand him the briefs, wink and say "I had fun last night"
24. Whisper in his ear "Harry Potter is your father right? He must be good at handling wands. I bet your just as good" -Wink and walk away
25. Hand cuff yourself to him for a whole 24 hours
26. Force feed him Chocolate Frogs
27. Follow him around the castle ranting about your period
28. Gather all Gremlins and plummet James with balloons filled with dung
29. Continently question him if he is gay
30. Draw him a picture of you and him
31. Write him a letter
-Make it dirty
32. Slap his ass then run like hell
33. Give him a break
34. Ask him to flash you
35. Chase him around the castle yelling "It's your baby!!"
36. Sit next to him at lunch and rub his thigh
37. Tell him "You can slither in my chamber of secrets anytime"
38. Ask him "Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?"
39. Confiscate all Zonkos/WWW products
-Accio charms work particularly well
40. Force feed him calemarea
-Fried Squid
41. Dye his hair blonde
42. Humiliate him in front of the whole school
43. Spread rumours that he is gay and that he is secretly crushing on Scorpius Malfoy
44. Repeatedly tell him that he is short
45. Follow him around chanting "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? James stole the cookie from the cookie jar"
46. Point and laugh at him whenever he passes you
47. Take his stuff and hide it
48. Cut his hair while he's sleeping
49. Wake him up early in the morning with a bucket of Cold water
50. See how many rounds of '100 Bottles of Butter Beer on the Wall' he can take before he swears and draws his wand
51. Tell him you're leaving to see if he cries out of sheer joy
52. Give him a love letter and sign it with Slughorn's name
53. Meet his parents
54. Give him a christmas wish list
55. Get him a christmas present
56. Kiss him on New Years
57. Get him a birthday present
-Wear a cheerleading uniform and hide in a box
-Have someone give it to him
58. Have people sign a pledge that says "James Potter is an ignorant pussy"
59. Send a letter to his parents that he is failing his classes
60. Dress him up in a pick dress
-Force him into the Great Hall
-Act innocent and say "O, poor Jamesie-poopskins...is everyone laughing at him?""

"Dang." Fred breaths out. "Good luck."

I smirk. "Let the games begin!"

I was ready to take off, but Tom stops me. "Whoa there. Where's my good bye kiss?"

I roll my eyes and give him a short, but passionate kiss. "Bye, Tom."

"I love you." Tom calls out as I run away looking for Potte-James.

"Love you too!!" I yell back.