Chapter 3

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{6. Tell him he sucks at Quidditch and you can beat his ass any day
7. Seductively Lick a lollipop and stare straight at him
8. Follow him, everywhere}

At lunch, I walk up to James and flick his head. His hand moves to his head as he turns around. "What the bloody hell was that for!?"
I smirk "I just want to tell you that you suck balls at Quidditch and I can beat your ass any day. Tootles!" I wiggle my fingers and skip over to the Slytherin table. I give Tom a kiss on the lips. "Hey."
"Hello Love," Tom purrs.
I grab a lollipop and slowly began licking it. I stared at James who was glaring at me. I wink and continue to lick the lollipop.
His face pales and he quickly turns away. Fred, who is talking him, turns around. Fred looks at me confused, but then sees what I was doing. He starts laughing and goes back to what ever he was doing.

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I found James talking to his little sister Lily. I walk up to them. "Hi Lily!" I give her a hug. We're friends, she always comes to me when she needs help.
"Hey Sapphire!!" Lily chirps happily.
I turn to James. "Hi James!"
"Hi..." He says slowly. "I'm gonna go now.. Bye." He starts to speed walk away.
I smirk. "Bye Lily, I have to go stalk your brother." I quietly follow James. This is going to be fun.

So far, I followed James to the Common room, Black Lake, The court yard, and everywhere else where Tabitha goes. Merlin this guy, I feel bad for Tabitha. James is constantly asking her out. If I was her, I'd tie him to a pole while he's naked. And just leave him there the whole day.
"Dude, you do know Malfoy's following you right?" James' best mate, Justin, says.
James turns around and I quickly hid behind a suit of armor. "She isn't there."
"I just saw her..." Justin says. "What ever. Anyway, want to go prank?"
"Target?" James asks.
"Hmm... There's Fred and Roxanne, but they'll try to get us back. There's Albus, Hugo, Rose, Scorpius and Sapphire. Although they'll also prank us back." Justin says.
"Malfoy." James says, I could hear venom in yet, yet some excitement. You want to prank me huh?
"Which one?" Justin asks.
"The one I constantly want to kill" James says. The feeling is mutual.
"Okay, Let's go plan it," Justin says.
They want to prank me? I know this whole castle inside and out. AND I know that James got his cloak and map taken away by Filch. I know how to get it back.
I run to Filch's office and I knock on the door. The door swings open. "What do you want?" Filch glares at me.
"A bunch of first years are having a dung bomb fight in the court yard." I lie smoothly.
Filch groans. "Again!?" He runs out of his office and head towards the Court yard, well... I think he's running...
I smile and go inside. I look through his drawers and find the map and cloak. I also find Fred's school file. And Mine. and James'. This should be good! I put everything In my bag and walk out of his office. I put the Cloak on and pull out the map. Yes i know about this map because Fred uses it all the time. He takes it from James when ever I need it when I'm sneaking around the castle at night. Don't ask.

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." The map reveals itself. I open it and look for James and Justin, They're in the broom cupboard in front of the Slytherin common room. idiots.

"Mischief Managed."

I put the map away and walk to the Common room with the cloak still around me. I reach the cupboard and pull out 3 dung bombs. "This is too easy." I mutter and put the dung bombs into the cupboard, I have one minute before the go off. I pour glue on the ground, put a bucket of syrup on the door of the cupboard, so when it opens. It'll fall on them. Finally, I levitate a bag of multi-colored feathers over the glue.

I walk around the corner and take the cloak off. I put it in my bag and walk back towards the Common room. Once I walk by the cupboard, the bombs went off. I hear two girlish squeals and the door opens. A dung covered James and Justin jump out of the cupboard and get stuck in the glue. At the same time, The syrup falls on them.

I smile at them. "Hello boys!"

"Malfoy!!" James yells.

I point at the bag of feathers and smirk. James and Justin looks up and the feathers fall on them "Aw, lookie here. Two idiots dressed up as what they are. Chickens!" I pull out my camera. "Smile" I take a bunch of pictures of them, until the Slytherin head Boy comes, Trenton Bloch.

"Sapphire!" He yells. "What are you doing?!" He stops and looks at James and Justin. "Who are they?" Trenton asks me pointing at them.

"Deformed chickens." I answer with a straight face. Trenton gives me a look. "James." I point to James, then at the other one. "Justin."

"Clean this mess up." Trenton says.

I cross my arms. "You can't tell me what to do."

"I'm Head Boy."

"I'm Head Girl." We have one head boy and one head girl in each house. It gives people 'more of an opportunity to be a leader.' I don't know how I was picked, but then again, I'm the Slytherin 'princess'. The most popular Slytherin.

Trenton glares at me, I win. "Just get this cleaned up," he walks away and goes inside the common room.

I turn to James and Justin. "What are you guys doing?"

James glares at me. "THIS is why I Hate you."

I smile sweetly. "Aw! I hate you too," i tap his nose.

"Will you just let us go?" Justin groans. "Please?"

"Well... Since you said please... Nope." i smile. All of a sudden James grabs my arm and pulls me towards him. "Ah!" We Both fall onto Justin. So it was like.. Justin id on his stomach, James on Justin's back, and I'm on James' lap. "What the hell Potter!!!" I yell. "What the hell was that for!?"

"Revenge." James says. "But I didn't want it like this! Get off me!!' James attempts to push me off, but I was stuck on him. Stupid glue.

"Get off me!" Justin yells. "You're heavy!"

"Are you calling me fat!?" James and I yell at the same time.

My eyes widen. "Oh my hippogriff!!" I try to get up, gosh darn it!! Oh my godric!! I know the spell! "I'm such an idiot!" I use a nonverbal spell and stand up. "Bam!"

"Okay, now help us!" Justin yells.

"Okay. But first you have to say 'Sapphire Narcissa Malfoy is the most amazing pranker in the history of pranking. AND She is our role model."

"Hell no!" James exclaims.

"Okay then. Well, have fun!" I wink and walk away.

"NO STOP!!" Justin yells. "James' please."

I smirk and walk over to them. "Yes?"

James glares at me. "I'm not saying anything."

"You just did, dipwad." I roll my eyes.

"James just say it so we can leave!" Justin says.

"Fine! Sapphire Narcissa Malfoy is the most amazing pranker in the history of pranking. AND She is our role model' there!!" James mutters.

I smirk. "Good boy." I wave my wand and everything disappears. "There you go."

They both stand up and glare at me. "I bloody hate you," James growls.

I roll my eyes at him. "Don't worry. The feeling is mutual."

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