bitches love cake

the one where 'please don't call the cops'

straying from this prompt a bit

Luke slowly opened his eyes only to close them shut tight again when he saw sunlight. his head was pounding and he just wanted to lay in bed. he bunched up the covers over his head and thought about the fuck load of cleaning he's gonna have to do after the party he hosted last night.

after wallowing in his bed for 10 more minutes he sat up and began wiping his face with the corner of the bedsheet. just then, a rumble was heard from outside his door and then a knock. Luke assumed it was Michael coming over to get something so he hummed in response and waited for the door to open.

but yeah, he was wrong. it wasn't Michael, it was singlehandedly the hottest guy luke had ever seen. Luke didn't know whether to look away out of respect for this guys attractiveness or continue staring at him because honestly Luke is never going to get another chance to see a guy this hot this close. (he chose the latter)

the boy walked into Luke's room and he was holding a tray with breakfast on it, and orange juice. hot guy walked over to luke in bed and set the tray down over Luke's legs.

"okay I know this is probably really wierd but I was at your party last night and the people who drove me here, Michael and Ashton, I think you know them? got a little too horny in their drunken state and drove home so I didn't have a ride back. so I stayed and got a little tipsy. around 2 am everyone left and you seemed pretty drunk and looked like you were gonna be sick so I carried you to the bathroom and then carried you in here to sleep. I assumed this was your room, the poster on the wall there matches your t-shirt. and I know hangovers suck so I made you some breakfast, I hope you like it" after that speech the guy smiled awkwardly and gave jazz hands that practically screamed 'please don't call the cops'

Luke scooted closer the the edge of the bed where the guy was standing and leaned forward to hug him. since Luke was sitting and the guy was not Luke only made it up to the guys waist and wrapped his legs around the guys knees. it would have been a nice moment, if in the process Luke hadn't tired over the tray, spilling it all over the floor.

"damn it, we could order Chinese?" Luke smiled up at the guy, who furrowed his eyebrows and shook his head.

"it's nine am"

"not in china" and as Luke grabbed the phone calum felt a pinch of adoration for the blonde.

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After Chinese arrived Luke was tired and insisted on going back to bed, which calum thought was his clue to leave. as if Luke was letting a hot guy leave without a cuddle.

so they climbed up to Luke's bed and Luke dragged him beside him. Calum layed down on his back and Luke cuddled up on his side, intertwining their legs and wrapping his arm over Calum's waist. Calum put his arm across the pillow for Luke to lay on Luke snuggled closer into his shoulder.

"I never thanked you for everything: cleaning my apartment, helping me while drunk, making me breakfast, paying for my Chinese" Luke nuzzled his head farther into Calum's neck, making him giggle at Luke scruff scratching his neck.

"I'm a pretty nice guy, imagine how I would be if I was your boyfriend " Luke hummed and grabbed at the opposite side of Calum's waist and forced him to turn so they were laying on their sides, chest to chest, facing each other. Luke covered his mouth with a yawn and moved his head closer so he bumped noses with Calum.

"can i kiss you?" Calum nodded slowly and Luke leaned in and pecked his lips quickly

"what was that, that was not a kiss!" Luke sassily shrugged and Calum rolled his eyes. "m'gonna kiss you now" now Calum leaned in a peck Luke's lips even quicker than Luke did.

"hey!" "feel my pain!" Luke retaliated by pecking Calum's lips again and Calum pecked his after. after 20 times of this they were going so fast that they couldn't even tell who had just gone, and Calum was getting annoyed. he grabbed the back of Luke's neck and pushed him the extra few centimeters onto Calum's lips and held his hair there. they shared a real, lenghty, actual, kiss.

when they parted Luke nodded in satisfaction. "I like kissing you, can we kiss forever?" Luke rolled over onto Calum's chest and put his chin in his hands, while staring directly at calum.

"wait what are you asking? that sounded like a marriage proposal" Calum lowered his arms to rest on Luke's ass and Luke pushed back a little, giving him a little more to hold.

"you can marry me, but I wanna take you up on that boyfriend offer" Luke leaned his head down so his lips were teasingly an inch above Calum's and he kept moving his head from side to side, making their lips brush past each other. Calum growled and opened his legs, so one of Luke's fell into the space between his legs. he bent his knee on the leg that is between Luke's legs, giving him no escape.

"fuck yeah, be my boyfriend baby" he leaned up and kissed Luke hard, rocking his hips against him a little. Luke pulled away.

"so boyfriend, wanna stay the night?" and when Luke's lips attached to Calum's neck, all self control was lost.

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yeah they moved fast who cares but I updated a part on my other story Prince charming so go read it!!!! and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna post a new one shot book tonight so keep ya eyes peeled

and I changed my cover do ya like it???

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