bitches love cake

the one with tub selfies

I'm so extra it's ridiculous. this is shitty sry but read the end authors note!

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Luke had pretty much decided that Michael is the worst best friend ever. he's always working so he never gets to hang out with Luke anymore, and now their friendship consists of texting selfies instead of being roommates.

Luke sighed and rolled around on his bed. he groaned when he heard the front door slam shut, Michael was leaving for work again. he worked at a pet adoption center, so his job consisted of playing with puppies and kittens, so Luke could see why Michael would rather be there than with him.

Luke hauled himself out of bed and walked into the bathroom, successfully avoiding looking at himself in the mirror, as he turned the handle and started up a bath. he remebered to put in the purple lavender bubble bath and before long he was making his way into the hot bubble bath.

Luke leaned back and lifted his arm up so he could take a bath tub selfie and send it to Michael. he cheesed hard and sent it with the caption "wish you were here"

luke set his phone down and layed in the bath for another 20 minutes undisturbed, until he heard his phone vibrate alot.

he reached down to get it saw he had 3 unread messages:

you must have the wrong number, sorry mate

except you're really fucking hot so I hope you were planning on sending it to me

I'm Calum

God Luke was an idiot, why didn't he know his best friends number by now. oh well at least now he had someone to talk to

I didn't mean to send that to you but hi, I'm Luke

calum responded almost embarrassingly fast, but Luke didn't mind.

hi there, were you planning on sending that to your girlfriend/boyfriend/non binary lover?

nah I don't have a boyfriend, I was sending it to my bestfriend

you're sending a picture of you naked in a bath tub with the caption of "wish you were here" platonically?

Luke huffed and rolled his eyes. he stood up out of the bath, who is calum to demand that Luke explain his friendships to him. but there was something about it that bothered him. he wanted to make sure calum knew there was nothing going on with them.

we've been friends for ages, this isn't really weird for us

well then can I be your friend since you send friends nudes?

Luke rolled his eyes, that really wasn't a nude, it was just his chest and up. Luke could send a much better nude.

and he did, he walked into his bedroom and dropped his towel and stroked his dick a few times to get hard. when he was, he wrapped a hand around the base of his shaft, and angled his phone so the lighting was perfect and snapped a picture.