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the one where I'm the stuff

Ashton threw his phone down in anger, making Michael look at him with his eyebrow raised.

"both of them are so fucking late, and neither of them can pick up their phones? we have to be on stage in 2 minutes Michael, two minutes, and neither of them are even at the venue!" Ashton angerly and worriedly passed back and forth down the dressing room while Michael was laying on his back on the couch, tossing a hacky sack into the air calmly.

"in the words of a wise man, don't swear" michael snickered and Ashton stopped passing to rub a hand over his forehead. "I understand it's stressful, but they'll be here. and if they come late, them we preform late. it's not that big of a deal"

"punctuality is a huge deal! you're late for one concert you're late for them all!" Michael rolled his eyes and continued tossing the hacky sack in the air. just then the door burst open, revealing a disheveled Luke and Calum.

"sorry we were late, we were doing stuff" Luke's hands went to his hair and started smoothing it down as calum began to straighten of his shirt. Michael and Ashton sat with unamussed faces.

"I was the stuff" calum chocked out before sputtering and laughing wildly. Luke's cheeks turned crimson as he elbowed calum on the side, not that the brunette noticed.

Michael snorted before nodding, "we can tell mate" he gestured to the two and rolled his eyes again. Ashton frowned and clamped his hands together, capturing the attention of the other three.

"regardless of what you guys were doing we have 2 minutes until we need to be on stage so would you hurry up?" Luke and Calum ran around grabbing their guitars and fixing up their hair and clothes.

"one minute, let's go!" Ashton hollered as he and the other boys ran out the room and out the stage. as the concert went on Ashton couldn't help but notice the flirty glances that were exchanged between calum and Luke, and he knew they would continue to almost be late for more concerts in the future. suprisingly, he was okay with that.

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this is super short I'm so sorry I feel like this is a blurb instead of a one shot tbh. I'm working on new stuff too so be prepared for some announcements soon

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