A/N: HAHAHA! YES! FINALLY! I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO WRITE AND RELEASE THIS CHAPTER! YES! WOO! CELEBRA- I'm sorry. It's just... the above words spoke for me. This is when everything really kicks off, and I've been excited to release this chapter since I first joined Wattpad and started writing this. And now... here it is! Yay!
After I got home, the first thing I did was collapse onto my bed and go on my phone. For some reason, I had 169 messages from some chat room. I slowly pressed on it, to see what it was. As soon as the room came up, I was greeted by... hamburger emojis. Lots and lots of hamburger emojis. I frowned, then checked the top banner to see who was part of the chat room. Au5... Arion... Bustre... 150 other names... yup, I was in a Monstercat chat room. I quickly typed:
Can sum1 tell me wuts going on?
Maybelline. "HellbergMuzik" typed, then quickly retyped, Sorry, autocorrect... M.a.y.b.e. Here's a hint: what did Puppers call me at the fire?
From there, it launched into an extremely random conversation.
DigitalEchoes: Uh, Burger?
HellbergMuzik: Exactly. Now nobody's stopping with the 'Hellburger'. Not even Fractal and Au5... u know Austin, he's all mature and stuff, but....
Au5: HELLBURGER!
HellbergMuzik: Do you see what I mean?
At that moment, the chat was flooded with burger emojis. I leaned back and laughed to myself, then typed:
DigitalEchoes: It cant be all tht bad..
HellbergMuzik: I already have a thousand requests , literally a thousand, to change my name to 'Hellburger'. So ya.
Au5: I'm so happy that Hellberg knows what my favourite food is.
Fractal: Wut?
HellbergMuzik: Yea, what he said, what?
Au5: I enjoy dining on burgers delivered from the depths of the nether, and slowly eating while staring deep into the eyes of my enemies, striking fear into their hearts.
Ephixo: While eating a hamburger... can't forget the hamburger.
Au5: Oh no, it's a veggieburger. I'm a vegetarian, remember?
Neilio: Haha!
Brakachu(Braken): Wait, if you're a vegetarian, who are your enemies? You don't kill animals, or eat their meat, and you as a person are just too peaceful.
Au5: My enemies are the souls of all the vegetables whose relatives I have ever eaten, infuriated at my brutal cooking and eating of their brothers.
DigitalEchoes: I still have no idea whats going on.
TehFij: Neither do I. but I think that it went from Hellburger to Au5 eating burgers to why vegetarians would have enemies.
MikeDarlington: Typical conversations at Monstercat.
DigitalEchoes: Well, im going to bed. Have fun with your veggie burgers and vegetable enemies...
HellbergMuzik: good night
Neilio: sleep tight
TehFij: Don't let the vegetables bite.
DigitalEchoes: AH HELP IM BEING EATEN BY A TOMATO!
SuperRazi: What did I just come into?
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Adventures: a Monstercat Fanfic
FanfictionWhat happens when you move into a neighborhood that also happens to be home to every. Single. Monstercat. Artist. Ever?
