Me: *checks Nutrition Facts on apple juice*
*apple juice is a perfectly reasonable amount of calories*
Me: LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

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The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!
HumorI am eating French Toast. NOM. It keeps screaming, "DO NOT EAT MOI!!" Breakfast these days...
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Me: *checks Nutrition Facts on apple juice*
*apple juice is a perfectly reasonable amount of calories*
Me: LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!