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My mom and I were driving home after we went to the store and stocked up on candy [WE HAD LIKE FOUR BOXES OF SKITTLES AD TWO BOXES OF ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE!!! Then we had to explain to the cashier lady that we aren't crazy and it was on sale so there.] and then a song came on the radio. It was by Neon Trees (I thinks) and it was called "Sleeping With a Fan." (I thinks)

My mom read the title and said that was not a good idea. I didn't get it until I realized... OH. A fan who likes what you do, not the thing that swirls around to keep you cool.

Both ways are dangerous though.

It will fall and cut your face! You could get electrocuted! DUST. COULD BLOW. IN YOUR EYE!!

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