BOREDNESS
(With your host, ME!)
Boredness is filmed in front of a live audience of real people that I totally did not just make up seriously I didn't no really shut up YOURE STUPID!
Episode 1- The Pilot
Me- Hi everybody and welcome to Boredness with your host, ME!
KTA101 Fanboys- "AAA!" *I LOVE YOU KAITLYN!* "Marry Me!" *NO ME!* "Why you little--"
Me- *waves it off* Fans.
Fanboys- *beating each other up* WHAMO! She is mine-- DIE!!
Me- Today as our guest, please welcome my friend, Madi!
Madi- *comes in and waves*
Madi Fanboys- *screaming and dying*
Me- It's weird, I know.
*CRASH*
Madi- Oh my.
Me- Have a seat. Why are you bored today, Madi?
Madi- Good question. I am bored because I have nothing interesting going on right now.
Me- I see. How could you un-bored yourself?
Madi- Ninjas would be nice.
Me- I know how that could be possible!
Madi- How?
Me- ALIENS.
Holley- *holds up index card to audience* [ LAUGH ]
Audience- lolzzz
Me- Well Madi, today is your lucky day because also joining us today are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Donnie and Mikey!!
Holley- *holds up Fangirl cue card*
Audience- AAAA! MIKEY!! Donatellooooo!!!!!! Y U NO HAVE RAPH? EEEEP, TURTLEZZZ!
Madi- Why aren't Leo and Raph here?
Me- . . . idontlikethemasmuch-- ANYWAY--
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Leo- We shoulda watched Space Heroes.
Raph- That show is dumb too!
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Me- So are you still bored, Madi?
Madi- I will answer that question but first *dramatic pause*
Lemme take a selfie.
Turtle selfie!!
Donnie- *t-phone buzzes* Uh-oh. Mikey, we gotta go.
Mikey- but--
Donnie- Now.
Mikey- *siighhh*
Donnie- *grabs the back of his shell and drags him out*
Mikey- BYE!!
Madi- So back to your question. I think I am not too bored anymore.
Me- Not bored?
Madi- Nope.
Me- *serious face and serious pose* Then you are done here.
Madi- Wha--
Me- *turns head and yells* SECURITY!!
*Two dudes in suits and sunglasses with earpieces on come and grab Madi by the shoulders*
Madi- GUH?!
Security- *lift her in the air*
Madi- DO YOU EXPECT ME TO STAND FOR THIS??
Me- *takes off glasses* No Madi. *flips shades on* I expect you to fry. Take her away boys.
Madi- NOOOOO!!!
Holley- *holds card* [Dramtic Gasp]
Audience- (•O•) (OoO) (*o*)
Me- *puts shades on head* I kid, I kid!
Security Guy #2- Wait, we weren't supposed to throw her in the incinerator?
Me- NO CLYDE! *walks off* *returns a moment later dragging in a burnt up Madi* Clyde, you're fired.
~dangit~
Me- Well before we go, we have a special celebrity quest.
Madi- really?
Me- No not really. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
Holley- *holds up card* [Applause]
Audience- *claps*
EXCLUSIVE, NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, BEHIND THE SCENES CLIP!!!
Me- I nailed that.
*clip ends*
THE END.
That was a comic I made.
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