The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

Random Story Time!

IT'S TIME FOR...

(Drumroll, please!)

RANDOM STORY TIME FOR RANDOM STORIES THAT I MADE UP WHILE SITTING ON THE JOHN!!

(Or RSTFRSTIMUWSOTJ for short!!)

You all remember Random Story Time For Random Stories That I Made Up While Sitting On The John, right?

Today's random story is called...

THE TOOTHBRUSH AND THE SHOWER CURTAIN!

Once upon a restroom, there was a gross toothbrush that had bristles which were divergent and could not be controlled. So they stuck out everywhere.

There was also a shower curtain. It was an old yellow curtain with a not very flattering design of palm trees.

TOGETHER THEY WILL JOIN FORCES AND DESTROY EVIL.

It started when a person went to shower. As he checked behind the shower curtain beforehand for cereal killers, the curtain fell down. He was tangled in it and then he accidentally grabbed the toothbrush.

Because the shower curtain was contaminated with a strange radioactive mold, the toothbrush grew even taller than the human and it broadened eight times its regular size. It also grew a mind of its own.

The shower curtain wrapped around the toothbrush as a cape. It opened one eye- it had been conscious the whole time because of the mold, but wanted to stay hidden.

They were now one giant crime-fighting team that could destroy the toughest of soap and lime stains!

They named their team Ka-BOOM Foamtastic. The human fainted and the toothbrush hurled itself out the window and it flew to the city.

The toothbrush adjusted its toilet paper mask and looked down on the citizens. Suddenly, a dude grabbed some old woman's purse.

"HELP, MY PURSE!!"

The toothbrush sprang into action. He jabbed the dude in the head. He dropped the purse. The toothbrush flipped the purse back to the lady while shower cape choked the criminal.

"YAYYYYYYY!"

THE END.