The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

MAD LIBS

It's The Judges Decision~
When it was my turn to audition for sunset Idol, the reality show where people compete to be the best solo bow tie, I sang from the depths of my very butt. When my song ended, I could hardly catch my bunny rabbit as I stupidly awaited the judges' response. First, Kaitlyn was very kind. She said, "Well, the good news is that you look adorable, and you really connected with the skittles in that song." Then Phillip the Bunny said, "You know, DRAGON, I dug your dragon waffles," and I thought I really had a chance to make it to the Sno Cone Shop! But then mean, old Avocado Joe said, "Horrid. Terrible. Strange. You sounded like an animal trapped inside a burrito." I gasped and shouted, "Well, you just don't know anything about baseball bats!" I stormed out of the real bat. I was going to make it as a snarky singer whether that judge from pop gun Idol liked me or not!

How To Clean Your Computer~
Since I use my computer every day, it can get nerdy really weirdly. I always make sure to hotdog it every 999,999,999,991 days in order to keep it shiny and rainbowish. I'll grab a soft cat from the the john and swiftly wipe the keyboard down to get rid of all the tacos. Then I squirt some fanta on the screen to get it nice and weird. This week, it was extra dirty because my little brother Michealangelo decided to bring his rad plate of pizza into my room and eat it at my desk. When I yelled HOLY CRAP and told him to stop, he stuck out his foot at me and continued partying. Then he started partying so hard that he spilled all of his pizza all over my turtle. That is the last time I'll let my awesome little brother in my room ever again!

Campfire Stories~
It is always fun to chop up some dolphins and make a squeaky campfire. Then you get all the monsters to sit around and tell scary stories. You can tell about Ichabod Crane, the rude schoolteacher of Sleepy Hollow and his sweeeet adventures with the headless teenage mutant ninja turtle. Or you can tell "The Fall of the House of Heywood" which was written by Edgar Allen McFlytrap. Or you can tell about the vampires from Burger King, like the terrible Count Vader, who bit people on the nostril and drank their snot. By this time, many of the young campers will be shaking in their socks and will be yelling for their broseph and hiding under the bed. Believe me, when it comes to snapping a bunch of kids, nothing works better than a qwerty ghost story.