The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

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Dearest People of Wattpad,

(This first part is directed to someone I do not know.)

DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR MOM, DISHONOR ON YOUR DAD, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!! How could you?

I was just looking at something someone commented on my book. Then when I was tapping the screen so the back button would appear, it scrolled to the next page even though I did not want it too!!! That was the page that said the title of the story part, the reads and crap, and sadly, similar stories.

AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT CAME UP FOR THAT?? REALLY??? YOU WANNA KNOW??! Well, you can't because I refuse to tell you.

Ok fine. I have no idea WHAT the story was called or WHO IN THE GREAT WIDE WORLD OF SKITTLES made it, but I gotta say, you will pay for that cover. What was it, you ask?

Just a close up of a HORRIFYINGLY DISTURBING EVIL CLOWN!! It showed half of the face. It had scary yellow eyes with dark, bluish blackish circles around them, blood red makeup around its mouth, freaky red hair, a horribly round red nose, and a scary, blood-curdling evil grin that showed yellowed pointed teeth that dripped disgusting drool like thick ooze.

I HAVE DONE SO WELL WITH NOT SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHT ON!! It's been probably months! But then my brother freaked me out and my room just seemed dark and scary... And I thought tonight I'd be all "Psh, I'm fine!"

BUT NOOOOOO.

I can admit now that I cannot do horror movies. I'll laugh/scream in terror when I watch it, but then I can't sleep thinking a bent creepy thing will come crawling into my room.

Alright I just scared myself writing that last sentence.

NOW IT'S WORSE!!

All in all, thanks a lot, YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR SOUL, and goodbye.

Sincerely,

ME