The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

Randomness

Hello everyone and welcome to my presentation of the taco. You see it is a complex structure of either a crisp shell or a soft tortilla. It is curved and shaped as a half circle because it is made of circle material that is folded in half. Filling the taco is an assortment and meat and vegetables. Roughly, the layers are meat, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and if wanted a dollop of sour cream. To eat this edible miracle, you hold the taco to your liking and you must be sideways to eat it. The taco is thought to be a gift from a more intelligent race from beyond the stars. But we now learn it comes from such places as Mexico or Taco Bell. But what you need to worry about is this question in about to ask you now.

WHOO WANTZ A TAKO?!?!11!!???!111!!

i WANTZ A TAKO.

I WANTZ AN iTako.

IT'S LIKE AN iPod, BUT MADE OF TAKOS. TACKOS I TELL YOU.

TACOOOOOS!!!

So, Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?!?

*blarp*

OH NO! THEY WERE READY FOR THAT!!

You saw it coming! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

You must be a medium!! And if you're short, a small medium! And if you're a criminal, A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!!!

I made a pun. :3

Speaking of funny punny puns, guess what?

Whut?

CHICKEN BUTT.

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AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??

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BECAUSE IM BATMAN.

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Fine, don't laugh or anything.

Oh yeah, guess what, my family went to Sea World!!! Plus we all got super sunburned and I have come up with some nicknames for us!! Actually only two...

My big brother is Bandana Man because he had a v-neck shirt on and so now it looks like he has a red bandana.

I am Two-Face!! One side of my head got more sunburned so I'm tomato on one side and then pinkish on the other. Plus I have been makin lots of decisions by flipping a coin.

And then... No clue about everybody else. Oh well.

AND ALSO I GOT FUNNEL CAKE AND GOT TO RIDE ROLLAR COASTERS AND ALSO A GIANT TURKEY LEG!!!!!!