The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

Random to da max!!

When I was writing this next part, I wrote on another app that didn't make the tappity noise. And as I transferred it to Wattpad, I thought "this stuff is great, I Gould have a book full of it" and then I realized. "Wait, I already do XD genius me..."

So enjoy!

Random

OOH YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW? CAKE. LEMON CAKE! OR MAYBE CHOCOLATE. OR YELLOW CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE FROSTING! YEAH I AM SO HUNGRY EIGHT NOW FOR CAKE BECAUSE MMMM CAAAAKE!!!! Also, I tried making brownies once and they exploded!! No joke, the insides caved in and there was goopy stuff all over the fork.

Speaking of exclamation points, I heard this loud squeaky noise and I was all like, "NINJA" but when I went NINJA I realized it was just my door being a NINJA. And I remained NINJA cuz I am a NINJA. NINJA

Speaking of NINJA, today I made a sandwich and I was like TELEVISION MACHINE! So I turned it on and it was on Nick Toons and TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WAS ON! I was like :'D because I never get to see that show and it's AWESOME!

Speaking of awesome, I have the greatest plan for the next time I'm home alone!

TO DO:

• find plastic lid to toy box

• buy candy

• stash candy

• record like five episodes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

• and let the party begin!!

Then I drew a picture of myself sliding down the stairs on the plastic lid while eating skittles and then a picture to the side of me watching TV.

I can't wait to do that sometime!

Also. I'm really bored. I'm just getting ideas from what I'm already talking about. That's why I keep saying "speaking of."

SPEAKING OF SPEAKING OF, I'M BORED! Wait you knew that. Oh well...

Oh yeah, I have discovered the secret to dreams! If you want to dream, you shouldn't stay up past two.

It works great, three nights in a row, BABY!