The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

The Count of Monte Cristo

I just watched a flipping AMAZING movie. The Count of Monte Cristo!

IT WAS SO GOOD.

It's about a guy, named Edmond Dantes, and his jealous 'best friend' rats him out for somethin he didn't do. He goes to a horrible prison called Chateau D'if where he is whipped every year by the warden guy. He meets a guy who is called Priest who was tunneling the wrong wall. He's a pretty old dude. He teaches Edmond all sorts of stuff and they tunnel another hole. One day when they find roots and are ALMOST there, the tunnel collapses. They get out, but Priest is hurt and he dies. The food guy finds him and is like "that's the first time in twelve years he hasn't said thank you."

Me- D:

They put him in a bodybag to get rid of him, but when they go to get the warden, Edmond switches himself with Priest!!! When they are gonna throw him of the cliff and into the sea, he grabs the keys that locked his feet and he goes into the ocean (dragging the warden too XD)

He escapes and drowns the warden. He makes it to a new island where he meets these super cool thieves. He is offered to join them if he can win a to the death fight with a crew member they were gonna bury alive. He spares his life and the guy becomes his servant.

Man it is just such a good movie and that was maybe half of it.

Long story short, the movie is epic, you GOTTA see it and its a great revenge story.

All in all- my newest catchphrase is I WILL SEND YOU TO THIRTEEN YEARS IN CHATEAU D'IF!!

Ok maybe not, but I will use that a few times.

It's an old movie, but it's just the bomb. SO GO SEE IT OR SOMETHIG!