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Mah Mad Lib

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein, the son of Kevin Bacon and Kayla Sausage , was born in Ulm, Germany, in 1879. In 1902, he had a job as assistant skittle in the Swiss patent office and attended the University of Zurich. There he began studying atoms, molecules, and skittles. He developed his famous theory of SKITTLY relativity, which explained the phenomena of subatomic undies and feathery magnetism. In 1921, he won the Nobel prize for mouthwash cups and was director of theoretical physics at the Kaiser Wilhelm rug in Berlin. In 1933, when Hitler became Chancellor of McDonalds, Einstein came to America to take a post at Princeton Institute for snail bros, where his theories helped America devise the first atomic toilet plunger. There is no question about it: Einstein was one of the most brilliant farts of our time.