The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

Return of the AWESOMESAUCE girl.

I'M BAAACK! Now I'm pretty dang sure I was missed cuz, *flips hair* I'm pretty missable. (Joke, I don't think half of you gave a poop.)

Except two people voted when I said I was leaving.

Should I be insulted?

NAAAHHHH...

I think...

So now enjoy the AWESOMESAUCE RANDOMSAUCE BEANSAUCE RANDOMNESS I have prepared while I was away.

Randomness!

I saw Madi at a middle school promotion (for our older brothers who will be leaving for high school) and she was, most likely forced to, wear a dress.

Totally unlike Madi because dresses are Ick to da max!

Madi- I'm losing my street cred!

Moi- *wearing t shirt and shorts* Yup.

UH-OH. IM ABOUT TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH MYSELF. HERE WE GO...

I AM SO GLAD SCHOOL'S OVER!

BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE YOUNGER ONES I WILL MISS???

I WILL MEET NEW PEOPLE AT THE NEW SCHOOL!

BUT WHAT ABOUT SYLVESTER AND CORY AND PAYTON AND ALL THE LITTLE KINDERGARDENERS?

WELL I WILL MISS THEM...

AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AT THE OTHER SCHOOL!

YES I DO!

NO YOU DON'T!

I DO!

YOU DONT!

I DO!

YOU DONT!

I DO!

YOU DONT!

YES I DO YOU LITTLE SCALLYWAG!

WHY ARE YOU USING PIRATE SPEAK AT YOURSELF?!

IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD!

WELL GUES WHAT JUST POPPED TO MY HEAD?!

THE SAME THING BECAUSE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON YOU DERP!

NO, WELL YES, BUT STILL! I JUST THOUGHT HOW YOU NEVER WIN THE ARGUMENTS! GIVE UP NOW!

NEVEERRRRR!!

FOR SPARTAAAAA!

FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!

ARRRRRGHJHHHHHH!

Also, by the way, I decided to read The Fault In Our Stars! And at first I was like "This is weird" and then I was like "Heh heh, this is pretty good" and then I was like "Van Houten is a turd" and then I was like "NO NO NOT AUGUSTUS WHY WHY NOOOOOO"

Oh yah, spoiler alert, Augustus dies!

So... good book!

And I have a feeling someone might wonder this, and so, I think I am sort o like the Kaitlyn in the book. Cuz sometimes I use a British accent cuz I'm bored/awesome and I also think my second toe is too long like the Kaitlyn in the book, but I still rock flip flops because I am a total badsauce rebel.

Also, here's a couple quotes from random comedians.

"Treehouses are terrible. It's like killing someone and having his friend hold him up."

"Silent letters are confusing. I think it started with a bunch of letters hanging out and then they're like 'crap we gotta go spell this word' and there's one letter that's like 'hey. I'm gonna come with you guys.' 'but you're a G!' so the G goes, 'I won't say anything. I'll just hang out in the middle. It'll be fun, we'll mess with foreigners! See there I am in the word foreigners!' "

"You want to know how good bacon is? I bet if you put bacon bits on a strip of bacon you could travel back in TIME. There's not a lot of ways to prepare bacon. You could either fry it or get a disease. The pig is an amazing animal though. You give it an apple and it makes bacon. Possibly the most successful recycling process EVER."

"When you go to Subway it's like 'hey, subway, eat fresh!' Then you bite in. 'Not so fresh...' 'Not fresh at all...' Have you ever tried the soup at subway? And no I don't mean the tuna that they ladle out onto your sandwich. Then there's always that white puddle of tuna water. *new jersey accent* Ey, my fiancé is allergic to tuna water. Don't appreciate the inconsideration. As if anyone would actually sound like this voice he's doin right now. I think the voice changed the point of the joke.' "

"At subway they have free toppings. 'NO WAY, FREE LETTUCE?! HOW DO YOU GUYS PAY THE RENT?!' They just do that though to distract us from the fact that we shouldn't even be paying for the meat! *new jersey accent* Hey here's a couple slices a ham, getcha self sometin' nice, a'ight? DONT SAY I DIDNT DO NOTHIN FOR YOU!' "

I told myself I would update this on Tuesday. But it's Monday night.

REBELLLLL