The Weird Randomess of Me 3!!

Help!

ATTENTION ALL READERS! SO yeah basically, just you whoever you are you're like the only one.

I NEED A CHARACTER!

Maybe it'll be a competition if more than one person sees this.

Either way, I'm looking for a goofy male character who has to be... not human, but have human characteristics. (So like he can't be a unicorn but if he wants to be part alligator go for it man)

THANKS!