Things You Do NOT Mess With

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You do not mess with me or my-

• Cartoons

• Toast (I dunno. Just back off my toast.)

• 80's Music (JOURNEY- greatest band in the history of the universe? That sounds about right.)

• Turtles (Teenage Mutant Ninja ones, snapping ones, mine ones (MINE TURTLE!), cherry-eating ones, sea -swimming ones, land dwelling ones, and also when I say turtles, I automatically include tortoises. I can't just say turtles and tortoises, my brain goes too fast for that. Also, I am officially sort of obsessed with turtles. SO SOMEBODY GET ME A TURTLE.)

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