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Type: characters x reader
View: third person
Main character(s) : Thorin's company - the Hobbit movies
Warnings: None
Summary: Not much of plot. It's just a few fluffy moments with the Thorin company to perhaps brighten up the day. They are all song related
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"This is a nice house don't you think, Fili?" Y/N asked punching the dwarf playfully.
"A bit small but pretty nice indeed." The two walked down the corridor when they heard Ori ask shyly:
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but what should I do with my plate?" Fili smirked and walked over to them.
" Alright Ori, give it to me." She smirked knowing what was about to happen and knowing that Bilbo didn't. Fili casually took the plate out of his hands and threw it straight to his brother on the other end of the house. The hobbit next to her almost had a heart attack. The house filled with the sound of cultery clanking against one another. Y/N giggled slightly following the shocked Bilbo around.
"C-c-can you not do that?! You'll blunt them!"
"Oooh did you hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the knives." She heard Bofur say.
Blunt the knives, bend the forks
Smash the bottles and burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the plates...
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Cut the cloth, trail the fat
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
"Just- what are they doing?!"
"Don't worry Mr. Baggins! It's their weird way to-" Y/N dodged a flying plate. "Clean."
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
The sound of laughter filled the room. The Hobbit pushed through the dwarf brothers into the kitchen.
There were stacks of plates all clean and tidy.
"See Mr. Baggins? All good!" The girl patted his shoulder gently and reached out to kiss the younger brothers cheek. "You two gave him quite a heart attack..." She whispered and smirked.
Suddenly there was a loud knocking sound on the door and everyone's faces tensed up.
"He's here."
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The room was quiet. It felt cold even while cuddling on the blonde dwarf's lap which Y/N was right now doing. She had her palms caressing his back and her face was buried in his chest. Thorin was leaning against the fireplace humming an old dwarfish song.
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold.
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