Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Holy Chatroom, Batman!

Okay, so I’ve seen these and decided to try my hand at one! They look pretty cool! If you have any ideas of comments, feel free to tell me!

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Tim is online]

[Barbara is online]

Dick: Bruce, when did you have enough time to come up with a chatroom?

Bruce: I’m not always Batman, but when I am... I’M BATMAN.

Tim: *sarcastically* No, really?

Bruce: -.-

Barbara: Hey, be nice to Bruce. He did save your sorry butts a number of times, mine included.

Dick: Okay. Sorry, Bruce...

Tim: Fish are friends. Not food. XD

Bruce: O.o

Dick: I thought you stopped watching ‘Finding Nemo’!

Tim: Nah, it was on last night... You two were out, though.

Bruce: You said you were sick!

Tim: *cough* Yeah, sick. That’s *cough* what you call it... *cough*

Dick: You will be in a minute, Tim. You will be. >:c

Barbara: It’s kind of cute. Your face, I mean! Wait, no, the... damn.

Dick: It’s okay, Barbs. I know what you mean. Just because *sings chorus to Sexy and I Know It*

Barbara: ...

Tim: ...

Bruce: ... Dick?

Dick: Yeeees?

Bruce: Don’t. Ever. Do That. Again. Batman begs you!

[Alfred is online]

Alfred: Master Bruce, I heard a horrible screeching noise. Is there any trouble?

Dick: Excuse me? I was just singing about my sexiness.

Tim: Yes... SINGING. That’s what that was.

Barbara: I think my ears are bleeding...

Bruce: Batman now knows the true meaning of pain and suffering.

Alfred: Very well, Master Dick. I thank you for your warning. I shall purchase a new set of ear-muffs right away. C(O.O)D

[Alfred is now offline]

Bruce: I think I need to improve my resistence to horrible noises. #_# I’ll be in the Batcave if anyone needs me. Oh... I’m Batman.

Barbara: I’ll join you, Bruce. I need to... uh... up-... uh, increase my knowledge for your next mission. Sorry, Dick. :(

[Bruce is offline]

[Barbara is offline]

Tim: ...Well, this is awkward. #O.O#

Dick: *stares at Tim* I’m sexy and I know it.

Tim: Where’s Batman’s sharpest batarang... Perhaps I can hack my ears off...

Dick: Excuse me? Just because you can’t accept my sexiness!

Tim: Reality? Reality? Are you there? I think Dick misses you.

Dick: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle – yeah! *starts wiggling*

Tim: Oh, God, no! No! This can’t be happening! Nooooo! I can feel my stomach coming up to my throat...

[Tim is offline]

Dick: *hums Batman tune* Na na na na na na na na... Damn, Bruce. Gimme your theme song!

[Dick is offline]

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I’m sorry, I just wanted to try my hand at one of these! Tell me what you think ^.^