[Bruce is online]
[Dick is online]
[Alfred is online]
[Barbara is online]
[Tim is online]
Bruce: *cough* *cough* Gar...
Alfred: Are you alright, Master Bruce?
Bruce: N-no... I think... I think I’m... I think I’m coming down with... *cough* something.
Dick: Does that mean...?
Barbara: I wonder...
Tim: Can you stop ‘thinking’ for a minute and tell me what’s going on?!
Bruce: That’s right... No Batman tonight. Although...
Dick: Holy crap, Batman.
Bruce: I’m Batman.
Dick: Yes. I know.
Bruce: Yes. I’m Batman.
Dick: Yeah, I said I know.
Bruce: BUT I’M BATMAN!
Dick: Shut up already!
Bruce: ... I’m –
Dick: Don’t even try it.
Bruce: ...Ba-
Dick: Bruce. >:|
Bruce: ...tman!
Dick: This is why he works alone.
Barbara: Tim, now you see why I don’t work next to him anymore.
Tim: I thought it was because you’re stuck in a wheelchair.
Barbara: ...
Dick: Barbs? You alri-
Barbara: YES, I AM STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR, OKAY?! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?! SERIOUSLY; EVERYTIME I WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION, THE FACT THAT I’M PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN IS ALWAYS BROUGHT UP!
Tim: I’m going to regret this more soon, aren’t I?
Barbara: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU’D EVEN MENTION THAT! DON’T YOU THINK I’M UPSET ENOUGH THINKING ABOUT HOW I CAN’T JOIN YOU ON MISSIONS WITHOUT HAVING TO PULL MYSELF ALONG?!
Dick: Yes, Tim. Yes you are.
Bruce: Hello? Dying *cough* man in the middle of the room here!
Barbara: SHUT UP, BRUCE!
Bruce: ... I’m B-
Barbara: DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT!
Dick: For once... I agree with you.
Barbara: For once? FOR ONCE?!
Dick: Oh, geez.
Bruce: Someone has to take over from me tonight. It can’t be Tim because he’s too young.
Tim: Hey! I am not!
Dick: Tim? Really? That is one of the most overused, young boy phrases ever. -.- Bruce, I could take over. I know Gotham like the back of my hand.
[Arthur is online]
Tim: Who the heck is Arthur?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur Curry! Or Orin, as you may know me.
Tim: ... Riiiight. To the looney bin, I go.
Arthur: You don’t know me?
Tim: No idea.
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Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)
FanficEver wonder what Batman and his heroic gang do in their spare time (apart from Bruce 'being Batman')? Well, I've managed to hack into Batman's chat log, to see all the drama that unravels off of the superhero big screen. Love will be revealed, llama...
