[Bruce is online]
[Dick is online]
[Tim is online]
[Jack is online]
[Harley is online]
[Selina is online]
Selina: Harley, stop following me! Seriously, it's getting beyond a joke!
Harley: But Mistah J said you had a plan for me! ^.^
Selina: Unless that plan is to throw you off a cliff for being so annoying, I'm sorry, ya got the wrong gal!
Harley: MISTAH J! Hey, you're online.
Jack: Uh, no I'm not. I'm simplya figment of your imagination.
Harley: Oh, okay. Sel, Mistah J wouldn't lie to me simply to get me out of his hair, so that he can have time alone with another girl who happened to be really pretty and all... He wouldn't do that.
Selina: ...
Bruce: Why would you be in the Joker's hair?
Dick: Who knows? Maybe they get up to some pretty kinky things in that Asylum of theirs.
Jack: For your information, we don't! And if we did, I wouldn't tell you!
Dick: You sound like Bruce, now 'Mistah J'. ;)
Jack: What's that supposed to mean?
Bruce: What's that supposed to mean? O.O
Dick: You both sound childish!
Bruce: I am not childish! *cries* You're so mean! And I was going to see if you wanted to have lunch with me and Fluffykinspoopsienose later today! You're not invited!
Jack: Bruce, old chum, you should invite Harley! She's been looking for something to do all day!
Bruce: No.
Jack: Why not? D:
Bruce: Because she was in your hair and you might have dandruff.
Jack: Are you KIDDING ME?!
Bruce: *scoffs* I don't kid... Teehee!
[Bruce is offline. Message: 'Yeah, Mister Fluffykinspoopsienose and I will have so much fun at our teaparty!']
Tim: ... Hey, uh, I wasn't invited either...
Jack: Really?
Tim: Nah, jokes! I totes was! L8rz, loosas! Hehe!
[Tim is offline. Message: 'YOLO SWAG.']
Dick: NO! IT'S GOTTEN TO HIM!
Selina: What's the matter?
Dick: The mental illness of being a teenager! He's bound to hit puberty soon!
Selina: SOMEONE SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF!
Harley: To the tricycle!
Jack:...
Dick:...
Selina:...
Harley:... And back off the tricycle...?
Jack: Selina, have fun.
[Jack is offline.]
[Dick is offline.]
Harley: So, what we gonna do today? I can do your makeup!
Selina: Like yours? No thanks? I tend to stay away from clowns.
Harley: But you love clowns! Remember what you told me the other day?
Selina: No, I said that it seems Bruce is more interested in clowns that cats...
Harley: So, cats are interested in jesters too?
Selina: Jesters didn't come into the mix!
Harley: BUT YOU LOVE JESTERS, OR MANNEQUINS!
Selina: What are you talking ab-
Harley: Gaaaaaaaar cheese dip!
[Harley is offline.]
Selina: O.O That girl has spent too long with that looney...
[Selina is offline.]
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Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)
FanfictionEver wonder what Batman and his heroic gang do in their spare time (apart from Bruce 'being Batman')? Well, I've managed to hack into Batman's chat log, to see all the drama that unravels off of the superhero big screen. Love will be revealed, llama...
