Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Damn Ice-Cream

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

Dick: Where's everyone else?

Bruce: *sniffle* Probably out, doing something fun...

Dick: Yeah, they're probably seeing a movie or something...

Bruce: Like 'Man of Steel'...

Dick: Oh yeah, that looks-

Bruce: No one cares about the Dark Knight anymore. He's history. It's all about the man whose weakness is a piece of rock... ='c

Dick: Awes... Uh, not awesome. It doesn't look awesome. It looks bad. Really bad. It doesn't have you in it, Bruce. It's not the same.

Bruce: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ME IN IT! It's the 'Man of Steel'! He's virtually indestructible, always happy and doesn't have to worry about wearing a mask. He just needs to worry that his hair is right... I'm not him... I'm... uh... I'm the Leets fo Nam!

Dick: The what?

Bruce: The opposite of the Man of Steel...

Dick: Aw, come on. You're the Caped Crusader, the Dark Knight, you're Batman!

Bruce:... I'm only letting you say that because we're alone... ='c But that doesn't seem to matter. No one cares. It's all whatevers new. I bet this is how Hulk feels... *sniffle*

Dick: Hey, do you want to see 'Man of Steel'? It might cheer you up?

Bruce:... Yeah, alright.

[Bruce is offline]

[Dick is offline]

[Selina is online]

[Barbara is online]

[Tim is online]

Tim: Damn, Clark is one badass superhero! I mean, he puts Bruce to shame!

Barbara: I wouldn't go that far, but it's close.

Selina: Was I the only one who kept thinking about Bruce that entire time...

Tim: Hmm? Why would you do that? It's 'Man of Steel', not 'Man who has nothing better to do than scowl at everyone'.

Selina: I know, but... I feel bad watching it without him... And besides, I know he'll be down about how amazing Superman looks and how normal he sounds, compared to how Bruce was seen in his latest movies... You didn't have to hear how upset he was about how they made it seem like he had a throat infection!

Tim: *giggles* Y-you can't be serious! XD OMG THAT'S AMAZING!

Selina: -.- Shut up.

Barbara: You know what, I never really thought about that... You never know. Maybe seeing the movie could have improved his mood.

[Dick is online]

[Bruce is online]

Selina: Well, I guess it doesn't matter that Superman is so sexy in his outfit. I mean, it fits him so well, and in all the right places... :3

Bruce: :$ ...

Dick: Bruce, what did you think of the movie?

Bruce: ... WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE HIM SO NORMAL? HE'S AN ALIEN AND HE TALKS BETTER THAN ME! WHY? I MEAN I'M HUMAN TOO, BUT I SOUND LIKE I'VE EATEN SOMETHING THAT CAN'T DO DOWN! D'=

Selina: Bruce-

Bruce: See, he's sexier than me, he talks better than me... He has superpowers... What do I have? Flimsy, little toys that I throw at people... Don't most people grow out of that stage at about, oh, I don't know, five?!

Selina: Bruce!

Bruce: And I mean seriously, he-

Selina: BRUCE!

Bruce: What?!

Selina: You're upset.

Bruce: O.O No kidding. -.-

Selina: No, I mean, you're upset.

Bruce: O.O ... Oh.

Selina: I'll be over in five.

[Selina is offline]

Bruce: Does she really mean...

Tim: Wait, what?

Dick: What's going on?

Bruce: I'm not su- Oh. I never knew she had that kind of lingerie... ;)

[Bruce is offline]

Barbara: O.O

Dick: O.O

Tim: ... Okay, what just happened?

Dick: I think Bruce is gonna be busy for the rest of the night.

Barbara: If he remembers how to 'use' everything. He has been a little forgetful lately.

Dick: I'm sure Selina will remind him. She's great when it comes to that kind of thing ;)

Barbara: ...

Dick: Oh, I screwed up.

Barbara: You're DESPICABLE! I MEAN, REALLY? SELINA? OF ALL PEOPLE! I THOUGHT YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT ME! AND NOW THIS!

Dick: I do love you! And we didn't go very far at all! Well, sure, she was on my-

Barbara: I don't want to hear it!

[Barbara is offline]

Dick: Yep. I'm really screwed now.

Tim: I'm lost. What are Bruce and Selina doing?

Dick: *sighs* I'll show you. *Hands a video with surveillance of Bruce's bedroom*

Tim:...

Dick: Hey, nothing's happen-

Tim: OMFG! NO! NO NO NO NO! She can't, to him, that's - NO! *cries* I can't unsee that... EVER.

Dick: You wanted to know.

Tim: Well. I'm going to go and see if I can find a way to remove that memory from my brain...

Dick: You'll be doing it soon enough.

Tim: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR AND BARBARA'S PERSONAL LIFE! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DOING THAT!

[Tim is offline: So... The infamous ice-cream incident strikes again...]

Dick: We're not having ice-cream...

[Dick is offline]

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A/N: I am soooo sorry it's taken me forever to update! Like last time, I had a complete mental blank, so I just decided to do one on the spur of the moment! I hope you like it.

-ClassicHero