Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Ships - Float or Sink

I haven't done this for a while, so I decided that I'd update it! Here you go!

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Barbara is online]

[Tim is online]

[Selina is online]

[Harley is online]

[Bat-lla-man is online]

Dick: So, Barbs, as I was saying, who do you ship?

Barbara: Seriously? From what?

Dick: Out of all of us? See if all those crazy fangirls agree.

Barbara: What about the fanboys?

Dick:... Point taken. *whispering* I don't think you're all crazy, fangirls. I love you :3

Barbara: Well, I'd say... I think Harley and Deadpool would go well together.

Dick: That's tru- Wait, what?! Why Harley? And why Deadpool?! He's from Marvel, you know, our competition! What is wrong with you?

Barbara: Well, you asked! And besides, at least you haven't heard Selina's ship.

Dick: Oh golly... Selina, who do you ship?

Selina: Well... :\ I have three.

Dick: Which are?

Selina: #1... Me and Bruce. We'd be so cute together :3

Dick: Can you even do that? :O

Selina: Shut up or I'll do it for you! *pulls out claws*

Dick: Shutting up, shutting up!

Selina: #2 Me and Wolverine! Damn, he has a nice body!

Bruce: u.u I have a nice body, too!

Tim: My llama is still better. Speaking of llama, where is he?

Barbara: When did you two get here?

Tim: Hold on. I need to find my llama.

Bruce: It's Bat-lla-man! And we've been here the entire time!

Barbara: Why so quiet, then?

Bruce: Because... you never asked us... And I still have a nice body...

Selina: Soz, Bruce. And point taken... Wolverine has an amazing body.

Dick: What about me? Am I not in this 'amazing body' discussion? And why am I not shipped with anyone?

Selina: Just hold on! I'm on my third one now!

Dick: Which is...?

Selina:... You and Jason ;) <3

Dick: ... O.O

Barbara: Uh, why?

Dick: Yes, why him? Why not Bruce and I or Tim and I or even Llama and I? Why him?

Barbara: My question was more along the lines of why another guy, but okay? I see you have your priorities sorted out. Unlike some people I know.

Dick: Oh, yeah... Why did you ship me with another guy? I mean him.

Selina: Because you two are similar but you're on opposite ends of the scale? One's good, one's evil, similar enough ages and I think you two would just look adorable. And Bruce is too old and uptight to be with you, Tim is too young and immature and llama? Well, you've heard of beastiality, haven't you, Dick?

Tim: Found him! What?! Why is my llama involved in... Why am I involved in that discussion?! Dick, you're like a big brother to me, why do you want us to be shipped?

Bruce: I ship Jack and Rose.

Harley: That ship has sunk.

Selina: Harley, when did you get here?

Harley: I don't know. I just turned on Mistah J's computer and all I found was this chatroom along with a bunch of pictures of naked girls dressed up in harlequin makeup. I don't think it was me... :\ Hmm... :3 And who's Deadpool?

Barbara: ... No, Harley! Too soon!

Harley: What's too soon? Their notice of the iceberg? ^.^

Barbara:... Shut up.

Harley: I was on Tumblr. #bazookas

Barbara: This is too difficult...

[Barbara is offline]

Harley: Just like trying to keep the ship up! And trying to keep other things up too... :c

Dick: Harley, what are you talking about?

Harley: It'll happen to you too when you get older like Mistah J.

[Harley is offline]

Dick: ...

Tim: ...

Bruce: ...

Dick: Bruce, do you understand why we are typing dots?

Bruce: ...No, not really.

Selina: So there is another reference to Dick in this chatroom.

Dick: What do you mean? She wasn't talking about me.

Tim: Change the D to a d.

Dick: ...

Bruce: ...

Dick: Bruce, stop.

Bruce: ...

Dick: Bruce.

Bruce: What? I typed it backwards.

Selina: It's a good thing you have a good bod, Bats.

[Selina is offline]

Dick: But mine is better?

Tim: No. It's not. Llama's is better.

[Tim is offline]

Dick: Bruce, mine is better than yours. Tell him, llama.

Bat-lla-man: ...

Dick: You're a llama, you can't type dots!

Bruce: Heh, stoopid.

[Bruce is offline]

Bat-lla-man: You're the idiot who asked me to back you up on a claim that was untrue and then proceeded to say I cannot type. Double standards?

Dick: ... WHAT? YOU COULDN'T SPEAK BEFORE!

Bat-llam-man: *singing* You don't own me.

[Bat-lla-man is offline]

Dick: Why am I usually last offline?

[Bat-lla-man is online]

Bat-lla-man: Because no one likes you :3

[Bat-lla-man is offline]

Dick: ... You can't type f... Never mind.

[Dick is offline]

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MSN (MindSplat Note - not the old messenger): Wassup!

It has been a year since the last update of this chatroom! I know it's been popular and you have wanted me to update, but I kinda just forgot about it because it wasn't an actual story. But I found a draft I began ages ago and so here you go! New chapter! Well, new chatpter? *So punny, it hurts!*

Hope you enjoy!