[Bruce is online]
[Dinah is online]
[Dick is online]
[Barbara is online]
[Tim is online]
Dinah: Team, how’s the training coming along?
Dick: It’s fine. Why? You know Batman is always on us about training. -.-
Bruce: That’s a bad thing?
Barbara: Well, Bruce, we do get next to no time for ourselves.
Bruce: But you don’t need time to yourselves. We’re out saving Gotham 24/7! Seeing how no one in Gotham seems to be able to save themselves...
Tim: That’s true... And Barbara, you don’t seem to mind working next to Dick! ;)
Barbara: Well, yeah, he’s a friend.
Dinah: Yes... Just a friend ;)
Barbara: He’s JUST a FRIEND.
Dick: Why am I getting no say in this?
Barbara: Dick, stay out of this.
Tim: Yeah, right! I see you making googly eyes at him every time I pass you when I’m out with Bats!
Bruce: That’s true... Come to think of it, you two were getting awfully close during training.
Dick O.O ... =#|
Barbara: No! We were a ... a good distance apart!
Tim: Heh, yeah, ‘cos barely an inch is good distance!
Dick: He has got a –
Barbara: DICK!
Dick: But-
Barbara: D:<
Dick: Sorry, Barbs.
Barbara: Anyway... Nothing’s going on between us.
Dinah: Really... So... Dick doesn’t even find you pretty. Hmm...
Dick: Right.
Barbara: ??? :o ... :c
Dick: Wait, no! I mean, yeah, Barbs is pretty, but-
Dinah: Just pretty?
Dick: Well, yeah, but-
Barbara: I’m JUST PRETTY? Just pretty? I’m no better than a dog...
Dick: Fine! I think she’s beautiful! You happy!
Dinah: c; For now.
Tim: Oh, God... This is making my food churn in my stomach...
Bruce: *sobs* It’s... It’s just SO ROMANTIC!
Barbara: D... Do you really think I’m beautiful?
Dick: ... I hate you, Canary.
Dinah: Livin’ for the thrill, right now.
Barbara: Well, do you?
Dick: Uh, yes...?
Barbara: -.- Yeah, a real gentleman.
Tim: Well, it’s not like you can stop checking out his abs! Gosh, I see you looking every chance you get, like some creepy pervert or something... It’s horrible...
Barbara: I do not!
Dinah: Actually, yes, you do.
Bruce: Yeah, I’ve noticed too...
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Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)
FanfictionEver wonder what Batman and his heroic gang do in their spare time (apart from Bruce 'being Batman')? Well, I've managed to hack into Batman's chat log, to see all the drama that unravels off of the superhero big screen. Love will be revealed, llama...