Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Seeing Green

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Tim is online]

[Barbara is online]

[Oliver is online]

[Clark is online]

Barbara: Wow, there's a few people on today. O.O

Dick: Not as many as some other times, but yeah. I guess.

Bruce: Why guess? Why not actually find out how many there really are?

Dick: Uh, it's a saying.

Bruce: That's bad english. It should be 'it's saying'. And then you say what it's saying.

Dick: Bruce, saying 'That's bad english' is bad english!

Bruce: O.O Touche.

Tim: Touchy touchy XD

Barbara: Tim, you alright?

Tim: Fine. Absolutely fine. O-o OUO

Dick: What the hell is that supposed to be?! O.O

Tim: A big smiley face? OUO

Bruce: Make it stop... Please?

Clark: Uh, why is Tim typing a picture of a-

Dick: Don't say it.

Oliver: Right. Because we need to see that. We all have our own.

Barbara: Speak for yourself. -.-

Oliver: Wow, you seem a little disappointed there ;)

Barbara: Yes. I want to be a man. *cough* sarcasm *cough*

Bruce: First, she wanted to be bald, now she wants to be a man! What's next?

Barbara: I never wanted to be bald!

Bruce: That's exactly what people who want to be bald would say.

Barbara: Clark? You want to take care of him this time?

Clark: No thanks. I'm too busy promoting my new movie (Man of Steel: in cinemas now!*)

Bruce: I hate you so much, Clark. X(

Oliver: Well, you're screwed, Clark. And speaking of new movie, has anyone seen my TV show? Damn, I'm sexy.

Dick: What does that have to do with a mov-

Oliver: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >:(

Dick: No, not yet O.O

Barbara: I have to agree, he is pretty good-looking.

Oliver: See? She knows what she's talking about. But sorry doll, you're a bit young for me.

Barbara: :O What's that supposed to mean? I just- GRRR!

Dick: You've done it now.

[Tim is offline]

Dick: Why did Tim just leave?

Oliver: He couldn't handle my awesomeness?

[Tim is online]

Tim: Oh, sorry. Was just watching Arrow, and it sucks! I mean, they could have chosen someone more realistic to play Queen - that stick of a guy who throws arrows everywhere.

Oliver:... O.O

Tim: Oh, I am so-rry. I did not see you there, Oliver Jonas Queen.

Oliver: You're a dick.

Tim: Sorry, that's not my department. ;)

Oliver: What's that supposed to mean?

Dick: Wait...

Tim: Hey, he's still alive.

Dick: YES. I AM still alive. D:<

Barbara: Well, you're screwed, Tim.

Tim: No, you are.

Bruce: Stop screwing each other and learn to get along.

Tim: O.O

Barbara: ...

Dick: O.o =c

Oliver: Someone's jealous ;)

Bruce: Who? And why?

Oliver: Your appendage over there.

Dick: Shut up. You're the only one here who knows the real meaning of 'dick'!

Oliver: Since I use mine more than you.

Barbara: You wanna bet? ;)

Oliver: ...

Clark: ...

Tim: ...

Dick: ...

Barbara: I was kidding.

Dick: ... Damn...

[Oliver is offline. Message: 'Not sure how I feel about this conversation.']

[Clark is offline. Message: 'Isn't there a law against that?']

[Tim is offline. Message: 'Wow. These just continue to get worse...']

[Bruce is offline. Message: 'They really are into using tools...']

Dick: Hey, Barbs?

Barbara: Yeeees?

Dick: About what you said before?

Barbara: What about it?

Dick: What did you mean?

Barbara: What do you mean what do I mean?

Dick: I use it more than Queen. What did you mean by that?

Barbara: Well... I can help you out with that?

Dick: ...

Barbara: Dick?

Dick: ...

Barbara: I'll be there soon to calm you down, don't worry.

[Barbara is offline]

[Dick is offline. Message: 'Happiest day of my life!']

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A/N: *I know nothing about Man of Steel apart from Henry Cavill (who's VERY ATTRACTIVE) playing Clark. I want to see it, though...