[Bruce is online]
[Dick is online]
[Barbara is online]
[Tim is online]
[ISaveTheWorld is online]
Dick: ISaveTheWorld? What kinda name is that supposed to be?
ISaveTheWorld: It’s not a name, it’s the truth! I save the world more than you!
Bruce: Yeah... We mainly stick to Gotham, so it’s obvious.
Dick: He’s got you there.
Tim: Why do we just stay in Gotham? Why can’t we go and travel? I want to go to Star City!
ISaveTheWorld: Why? What’s there? Besides it being a dump and all.
Tim: Uh... The Flash?
Bruce: Clark, that’s Gotham. GOOOOOTHAM. And Tim, the Flash is in Central City.
ISaveTheWorld: Bruce, man, you know me too well.
Bruce: Yes. I do.
Barbara: Why don’t we travel? I wonder... Oh, well, uh for me it’s the ever so subordinate idea of being confined to a freakin’ wheelchair and having to look up any background information you need while YOU’RE OFF FIGHTING ON MISSIONS AND I’M STUCK HERE, STUCK BEHIND LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY DISH-RAG! IT’S LIKE I DON’T EVEN MATTER I MEAN LIKE OMG ITS SO LIKE ANOOYNGING YOYU DHKNOW! YOUR SUCH DICKS! I HATE YOU FLL!
Dick: Oh God, she’s turned onto full teenage girl slang. She’s gotta be mad then.
Tim: No, really? I would never have believed that! That, er, was sarcasm by the way. Just so you know.
Bruce: No, really? I would never have believed that!
ISaveTheWorld: Bruce?
Bruce: Yes?
ISaveTheWorld: NEVER USE SARCASM AGAIN. Please.
Bruce: ... :c
Barbara: Aww...
Dick: Barbara, would you like icecream?
Barbara: Oh-okay... Sure =)
Dick: >=)
Barbara: O.O This is going to come with a cost, isn’t it?
Dick: Definitely. *seedy smile*
Barbara: Oh God...
[Dick is offline]
[Barbara is offline]
Tim: Bruce, you never take me anywhere! You keep me at home all the time, like you’re embarrassed to introduce me to your friends! Why can’t I meet anyone you know?
ISaveTheWorld: Hey, you know me!
Tim: ... Point taken. Bruce, why can’t you introduce me to your friends in Gotham! Dick knows most of your lady friends and he’s had his way with-
Bruce: O.o DON’T. SAY. ANYTHING... I’m Batman.
Tim: THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING!
Bruce: No it’s not I’m Batman?
Tim: See! It’s again!
Bruce: I think you may need to be enrolled at Arkham Asylum Batman I am.
Tim: If you didn’t look after me, you be getting it so bad after this.
Bruce: You’re a bit too young for me... ;)
ISaveTheWorld: *.*I feel awkward... I’m gonna go get ice-cream...
[ISaveTheWorld is offline]
Tim: What are you t-... OH MY GOD, THAT ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!
Bruce: Sure it wasn’t. Admit it. You’re addicted to my boyish charm.
Tim: The only thing I’m addicted to is the coffee in this place!
Bruce: Odd... Dick said the same thing... O.O I must try this ‘coffee’.
Tim: You’ve never tried coffee? You’re Batman, though! You’re nocturnal and have to stay up all night!
Bruce: I know... I’m Batman. But still. I only drink tea.
Tim: Riiiight. Tea. Okay.
Bruce: Yes. It’s good for you.
Tim: Okay.
Bruce: Yes.
Tim: ...
Bruce: (O.O)u
Tim: IT’S COFFEE >:(
BRUCE: TEA, GOV’NA!
Tim: Oh... Please tell me you did not just put on a British accent.
Bruce: *in British accent* I did no such thing.
Tim: ... This is why you don’t invite me to meet your friends.
[Tim is offline]
Bruce: ...I’m Batman.
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