[Dick is online]
[Barbara is online]
[Tim is online]
[Wally is online]
[Clark is online]
[Selina is online]
[Harley is online]
[Jack is online]
[Pamela is online]
[Edward is online]
Dick: Uh... Anyone notice anything odd?
Tim: Apart from the fact I’m stuck drinking tea? No, not really.
Dick: I mean a certain ‘someone’ is missing...
Tim: Oh my god... You’re right! Llama! Where are you? I need to find my llama! u.u
Dick: Noooot what I was going for O.o
Barbara: I know who you mean, and yeah, it is a little odd. He’s always one of the first to talk in a conversation.
Dick: I know, right?
Tim: You do? Where is he?! O.O
Dick: Uh... where’s who?
Tim: ... My llama?
Dick: ...Barbara, do you have any idea where Bruce is?
Barbara: Sorry, Dick.
Harley: Mistah J’s holding him hostage! Heehee, isn’t that right, Mistah Joker? ^.^
Jack: Harley, how many times have I hit you over the head?
Harley: Thirty-nine! Unless you count the accidents... Then it’s four hundred and fifty-two, Mistah J!
Jack: Yes... The accidents... And that explains so much. Besides, why would I be holding your ‘precious’ Mr Wayne hostage?
Harley: Because you want the Batman to save Mistah W and then you’ll get him and the rest of his goons?! Heehee, I love ya plan, Mistah J!
Jack: ... There is no point having a good ‘destroy Batman’ plan anymore, is there, Harley?
Harley: Why not, Mistah J?
Jack: Because... I’ll be tempted to destroy you! >=(
Harley: Oh, Mistah J, not in front of the others! :3
Jack: O.O
Harley: ^.^
Jack: -.-
Harley: ...
Selina: Uh, Harley? I think we need to have a bit of a talk, honey.
Pamela: You have no idea how much my babies and I agree with you on that one.
Edward: Sanction.
Clark: Uh, yes, well, I don’t see how your plan works. Batman is indisposed currently.
Harley: Where’s disposed?
Jack: ... I don’t know this woman.
Harley: Of course you know me, Mistah J! You’re my puddin’!
Dick: That’s what you get for a life of crime *cough*
Jack: Shut it. I don’t need lip from you. Do we need to go back to our other discussion?
Dick: x.x No...
Jack: Good boy.
Barbara: Harley, explain it to me. You used to be a doctor. Now you’re in line to be a playboy of the year. How does that work?
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Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)
FanfictionEver wonder what Batman and his heroic gang do in their spare time (apart from Bruce 'being Batman')? Well, I've managed to hack into Batman's chat log, to see all the drama that unravels off of the superhero big screen. Love will be revealed, llama...
