Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Wally West, the Weird One?

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Tim is online]

[Wally is online]

Bruce: WhoTF is WALLY? I MEAN, LIKE, OMG! FOSHO!

Dick: What is wrong with the world...

Wally: O.o Should I be worried? I just wanted to talk with Dick and Tim.

Dick: What’s up? And yes, we should all be worried... He’s been like this since... Well, you know...

Tim: Dick, I thought we promised not to bring that up.

Dick: We promised BARBARA. And she’s not here.

Tim: O.O Point taken. But it’s still not viable.

Dick: Since when did you learn big words?

Tim: Since you were too busy bringing up things we were never supposed to talk about. -.-

Dick: I still don’t get the problem. Barbara’s not here, so it doesn’t –

[Barbara is online]

Dick: Matter.

Tim: Ooooh! You’re in for it now, boy! ^.^

[Tim is offline]

Dick: Oh, geez. Great help, Tim.

Barbara: In for what?

Wally: Why is Bruce talking like a ‘teenager’?

Barbara: ... WHY THE HELL DID YOU TELL HIM, DICK?! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!

Dick: Hey, what do you know? Tim needs my help.

Barbara: Tim doesn’t need your help! I know!

Dick: This is why we called you Kid Mouth.

Wally: Oh, soz.

Dick: What were you talking to us about anyway?

Wally: Oh, nothing. Just thought I’d say hi. Canary’s been on my tail lately.

Dick: Riiight. You get a tail and don’t tell me. That’s low, dude. u.u

Wally: Dude, what? You know I’m being...

Dick: -.- Really? It took you that long to... Oh my God...

Wally: Oh, hahaha! You’re so funny! -.-

Dick: Well, I thought so.

Bruce: LOLZ! ROFLCOPTER!1!

Barbara: Bruce! Back to your room, now!

Bruce: =’c

Barbara: No, the cute face won’t work. See you guys. Come on, Bruce, go to your room.

Bruce: =’C

Barbara: Seriously, just because you made the mouth bigger doesn’t mean it’ll have anymore of an effect on me.

Bruce: Not the only thing that’s bigger c;

Wally: Oh. Dear. God.

Dick: You see what I have to put up with.

Wally: Yeah... HOW DID YOU DO IT, BRUCE? HOOOOW?

Dick: ...Please be kidding. Please, please be kidding...

Bruce: Well, I, uh... I just pulled it for a while. It was really hard and solid. Then I had someone get on it and make sure it was sturdy. It’s bigger than my other one!

Barbara: I KNOW! You don’t have to remind me ever second of every day!

Bruce: Sorry...

Dick: O.O    O.M.F.G.

[Bruce is offline. Message: ‘My ladder is so amazing! It’s a pull-out step ladder! Thank you, Miss Gordon, for helping me set it up!’]

Wally: Aww, man!

Dick: I know, ri-, wait... That’s a good thing. O.O

Wally: Y-yeah. I know. It’s good. So good.

Dick: O.o Um...

Wally: ...?

Dick: You didn’t...

Wally: Didn’t what...?

Dick: ...

Wally: ...

Dick: . . .

Wally: ...

Dick: OMFG YOU DID?! HOW COULD YOU! OMG!

Wally: It was one time!

Dick: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! THAT’S HORRIBLE! AND WITH BRUCE!

Wally: Well, I’m sorry for not being able to swim with him!

Dick: YOU SHOULD B-... OH. I mean, oh. Ah, well... This is, this is awkward.

Wally: Yep... Just a little...

Dick: Mm... Yep...

Wally: Want to get something to eat?

Dick: Yep.

[Dick is offline]

[Wally is offline. Message: ‘He’ll never know... I’m sexy! C;’]