Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Young Invasions

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Wally is online]

[Barbara is online]

[Tim is online]

[Megan is online]

[Artemis is online]

Bruce: What is this?

Dick: What is what?

Bruce: Why is everyone online? And on my chatroom?

Barbara: How did they even get online...

Artemis: You can thank M'gann for that one. Telepathically connecting us to the chatroom during our missions.

Tim: But aren't you supposed to be... you know, doing missiony stuff?

Artemis:...

Tim: Ne-ver mind...

Bruce: B-but, I though this was my chatroom! For my bat-buddies! WE HAVE AN INVASION OF YOUNG PEOPLE ON OUR HANDS HERE!

Wally: ... I just came back from eating my sandwich to find that. Someone explain to me exactly what's going on here.

Bruce: *shifty eyes* No. You're one of them.

Wally: One of who?

Bruce: ONE OF THE PEOPLE STEALING MY SANDWICHES!

Wally:...

Dick: I'm sorry. He insisted on trying some of my coffee and, uh, what you see is the result.

Megan: I knew it. That's why you never drank coffee around Bruce, isn't it, Dick?

Dick: Partly. Also, it was fun watching him twitch as he tried to stay awake.

Bruce:... How dare you.

Dick: Oh, I dare it easily.

Tim: *chuckles* Yeah, it was pretty funny to see and a- oh, I'll shut up. O.O

Megan: Bruce, stop!

Wally: What's happening?

Megan: Bruce is attacking Tim... WITH MATH!

Wally: OMF- Wait, what?

Bruce: Answer the freaking question, TIMOTHY DRAKE!

Tim: 3.14! I told you - the square root of pi is 3.14!

Bruce: What is pi the square root of, though!? TELL ME!

Tim: Why do you want to know! Leave me alone!!

Dick: Wow, it sounds like something I was watching on TV the other day. That is not something that I really want to bring up, now, though...

Wally: Oh, you mean that... At half past, right?

Dick: Yeah, on -

Wally: Yep, I saw it too. Man, she was hot.

Dick: I preferred the other chick.

Wally: Who, A-

Dick: Yeah. Talk about massive.

Megan: Um...

Artemis: Wally, what were you watching! >:(

Barbara: Same question for you, Dick!

Wally: Dick, they were sooo hot. I mean, when she got all - because of... yeah, that was amazing.

Dick: Yeah, talk about being messed up. Seriously.

Artemis: WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST! WE NEED TO TALK!

Dick: Dude, she used your whole na- Hold on...

Wally: What?

Dick:... Your middle name is Rudolph.

Wally: Shut up. You can talk, DICK.

Dick: -.-

Tim: Well played ;)

Bruce: ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Tim: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES FAN-FICTIONS ABOUT YOU HAVE BEEN WRITTEN! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Bruce: Perhaps I should start one... Dick help me out.

[Bruce is offline]

Dick: Wait, what does that m-

[Dick is offline]

Barbara: Uh-uh, he is not getting off the hook that easily.

[Barbara is offline]

Wally: Oh, look, I need to go and help D-

Artemis: Don't even try it.

[Wally is offline. Message: 'Save me? Someone? Anyone?']

[Artemis is offline.]

Tim: Oh, thank God, he's gone...

Megan: I wouldn't be so sure.

[Tim is offline. Message: 'Bruce, get out of my room!']

[Megan is offline]