Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

Simply Marvellous!

[Bruce is online]

[Dick is online]

[Barbara is online]

[Tony is online]

[Thor is online]

[Llama is online]

Dick: Really? Is this chatroom not secure?

Bruce: Well, it has the same amount of protection as the... place. With the... things.

Dick: ... Riiiight...

Bruce: You know what I mean.

Barbara: Dick, the place! That we know! You know!

Dick: ... I am so lost right now...

Barbara: ... This chatroom has terrible security.

Dick: Thank you. -.-

Llama: Llama llama. (Translation) You are terrible at secrets.

Dick: o.o Riiiight.

Tony: Holy crap... There is a talking llama in this chatroom.

Llama: Llama llama llama llama. Neigh. (Translation) Holy crap, there is a random person pointing out there is a talking llama in this chatroom. You douche.

Thor: 'Tis hilarious!

Tony: Thor, we talked about this...

Bruce: Uh... What's going on? And why does he sound like he is copying Shakespeare?

Tony: Oh, sorry. Banner invited us but never showed.

Bruce: Banner... What?

Thor: Heavens, his name is Bruce! Hulk, we have at last found you! I want pancakes.

Bruce: No, I'm Bruce W-

Tony: If you're about to say that you're billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, don't bother. There's only one awesome and extremely sexy playboy billionaire and his name is Tony Stark. Aka... Me.

Bruce: But I am Bruce W-

Thor: Hulk has been brainwashed! We must find the perpertrator before they strike again!

[Thor is offline]

Bruce: ...

Tony: ... He has daddy issues...

Bruce: ... O.O ... ='c

Tony: A-are you crying?

Bruce: ... NO! 

[Bruce is offline]

Barbara: Shouldn'ta done that.

Dick: Yeah. Now we're all in trouble.

Tony: What happened? Why is he upset?

Barbara: You mentioned it. NEVER mention it.

Tony: Mention what.

Dick: No, he's not going to get it. I repeat - we're all in trouble.

Barbara: Well, you want to go get something to eat at Bibbo's? Clark said he'd try and meet us there.

Tony: Pepper can make you something.

Barbara: No. That's fine. We live in different worlds.

Tony: O.o Uh...

Dick: ... HAHAHA! See the look on your typed face! ^.^ Hysteric!

Barbara: C'mon, Dick. Let's go.

Tony: Hold it!

Dick: What?

Tony: ... Is your name really ... Dick? :X

Dick: *sigh* Yeeeeees.

Tony: *stifled laugh* Okay. just curious.

Dick: Cut the crap, you douche!

Tony: The Avengers rock. Just putting that out there.

Dick: Oh yeah, well I wanna see you go up against our Justice League! At least we don't have some overconfident, egotistical douchebag who thinks he's the most awesome thing in our team!

Barbara: Uh, Dick? We have Aquaman.

Dick: ... Okay, so maybe we do have an overconfident, egotistical douchebag who thinks he's the most awesome thing in our team, but he's still better than you.

Tony: Perhaps, but does he have his own tower?

Dick: Uh... Well...

Barbara: I think... That... Um...

Tony: 'Nuff said. Cya later, DC 'Dicks' ;)

[Tony is offline]

Dick: I swear to God, that man won't die unless I kill him! >:c

Barbara: Calm down!

Dick: Sorry, Babs...

Barbara: It's okay, honey. c=

Dick: You still want to get something to eat?

Barbara: Yeah, sure. ^.^

[Dick is offline]

[Barbara is offline]

Llama: ... Hello?

[Llama is offline]

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A/N: I just wanted to say a MASSIVE thank you to the people who have been supporting this since the beginning! It's great to hear such amazing feedback from such amazing people! If it wasn't for you lovely people reading this, I probably wouldn't have gotten past chapter one, so thank you soooooo much for your support! 

Love Tianna!