Holy Chatroom, Batman! (Batman)

It's A Wrench Calling You This

[Bruce is online]

[Selina is online]

[Dick is online]

[Barbara is online]

Selina: Bruce?

Bruce: Yeeeees? ^.^

Selina: I was going to say why are you in such a good mood and did you know that they are selling Batman boxers?

Bruce: Yes, I know! I-... mean, he’s amazing! Such an attractive man, and so good to the community! I have a few pairs myself!

Selina: I realised that. I decided to buy a pair for myself, but I’m not entirely sure about whether I’d wear them.

Bruce: Why wouldn’t you? He’s amazing?

Selina: Well, apart from the fact that he, you know, kind of keeps stopping every time I’m about to get what I want! Then the fact that his hand is right over my crotch and makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

Barbara: I second you on that.

Dick: Actually, they’re quite comfortable.

Barbara: O.o

Dick: ... Bruce gave me a pair! He figured it’s a waste having so many and not being able to use them all, so I got a pair. I actually kind of like them...

Bruce: You forget me just wanting to see what you look like with him on you. ^.^

Dick: Whoa, man. A little off tap, there.

Bruce: How?

Dick: -.- Re-read your little message thingy.

Bruce: “You forgot me just wanting to see what you look like with him on you.” And I put a little happy face.

Dick: O.O You seriously don’t get it.

Barbara: He does get it. Just not enough to keep him out of our hair!

Dick: Haha!

Selina: That’s too funny. ;)

Bruce: Hahahahahahaha!

Barbara: Uh...

Dick: (o ).(o ) à ( o).( o) à (o).(o) ... I don’t think he understands it.

Selina: Um, yeah...

Bruce: Hahahahaha!

Dick: *sigh* I am not explaining anything to him again. I always have to. Kinda sucks.

Selina: O.O Count me out!

Barbara: Why me?

Dick: Well you’re the one who said it!

Bruce: Said wha-hahahaha!

Dick: He’s lost it...

Selina: Too much influence from Joker.

Barbara: O.O What are you talking about??

Selina: You know, Joker’s always on TV. You gotta get your friend out into the world more often! First, he’s obsessing about some low-life ‘superhero’ *cough* douche *cough*, and now, he’s acting like a supervillain! Really, he has to get back with reality.

Dick: Yes, riiiight. I understand now.

Barbara: Ha ha ha ha! I get it! Oh, gosh...

Selina: O.o Maybe it’s not the crazies on TV we should be worried about...

[Selina is offline]

Dick: So very close...

Barbara: Too close for my liking.

Bruce: You shouldn’t have insulted me then. You have no idea how often I ‘get it’.

Dick: Oooh, you’re in big trouble now, girl!

Barbara: Stop sounding like a tool, Richard.

Dick: -.-

Bruce: Exactly.

Barbara: Who are you talking about? Are you saying Dick’s a tool?

Dick: Or are you saying Barbs is in big trouble?

Bruce: Exactly.

Barbara: This is why I hate working with you...

[Barbara is offline]

Dick: Don't leave me with him!

[Dick is online]

Bruce: ... Exactly.

[Bruce is offline]