"Do you by any chance live in a corn field?"
"No, why?"
"Only because I've been stalking you."
"How nice...?"
Why were most men with bodies sculpted by God himself so damned dumb?!
I was presently at speed dating bar but I was really thinking I should've stayed home and planned Morgan's wedding because the pickings were slim in the mental area.
Usually I'd come here when I needed to get my flirt on but due to my change of strategy on dating the prospects were almost nil.
I had come with Sydonie and of course she was having the time of her life.
Ping!
The sound of the bell went and I couldn't wait for "Corn Stalker" to move along and stalk someone else.
The next guy that approached the table seemed more mentally stable. But then "corn stalker" decided to step back in. I decided to play nice.
"Hello again, I don't think I got your name."
"I'm Anthony, but you can call me tonight."
Oh, hell no.
I sighed deeply. Karma, I know you're a bitch but could a girl get a break, please.
"Anthony, tonight, whatever the hell your name is. I don't have the time for games okay. If you can't sit here and have a proper conversation please move along to another female with time and patience to waste, because I don't have any this evening."
He looked stunned but quickly recovered.
"I apologize, I get nervous around beautiful women and say the first thing that comes to mind. As you can see that's rarely a good thing. Let's start over, good evening, I'm Alex."
I looked at his outstretched hand and contemplated accepting it but he seemed harmless and he apologized for his earlier stupidity.
"Lila."
A/N Corn Stalker & Tonight though!
A random guy actually tried to pick me up with those lines and I could not believe that in the 21st century that still happens. Me and my friends just said bye and walked away. We were so creeped out and confused.
Antyways you know the usual. Do ya thing.
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