We are the Crystal gems

Jasper

Punching things makes things better.

It's a proven fact.

I think.

"JASPER!"

"GAAAH!" I turn around, and see Little Lapis standing there. "Hey."

"You didn't answer me."

"What did you say?"

"SHE ASKED WHERE THE HELL THAT TRAITOR COULD'VE GONE!" Hot Sauce yelled. I sighed, rolling my eyes. I led the two over to a table with some charts on it.

"The planet she warped to has been charted, but it's not on many charts. It's not Quartz controlled. " I explained. If there's one thing that can take my mind off violence, it's war strategy.

"So, does the planet have any inhabitants?" Lapis asked, looking up from the map and into my eyes.

"Well, it was an old camp at one point." I shrugged. "Who knows, my be there's a few left?"

(Secret Peri chappy!)

"It's over here!" The gem called, standing atop a tree trunk. I crawled under it to find an old galaxy warp, covered in vines.

"Yes, Yes! Help me clear away these vines, you Clod!" The gem might have said something, but this was clearly more important. We cleared away the vines, and I saw the archaic layout of the warp. It appeared to date back to when Homeworld first began setting up galaxy warps like charts. Sure, Earth had a few more warp pads, but this was still a breathtaking sight to behold.

"And none of them are cracked! Good job, you Clod!" The gem muttered something in reply, but I ignored her again. "If I could find one that took me close enough to Earth, I could go to Yellow Diamond's fountain! It's too unfortunate all of the Galaxy Pads on Earth are inactive..." I sighed.

(A/N) CLIFFHANGER! DUN DUN DUNN! This chapter brought to you by Galaxy Pads. Galaxy Pads, they don't make you inactive!