We are the Crystal gems

Jasper

Okay, so I deserve any hate about the break. You guys gotta remind me.

"It's a simple question. Have you seen an Amethyst around here? Short, purple?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Dewey whimpered.

"Ugh, you're so pathetic." I put him down and he straightened out his shirt.

"Ahem. I do not know the location of this 'Amethyst' you speak of, but we'll be sure to find her!" He motioned to one of his body guards. "What did you say she looked like?"

"She's short-"

"Five foot two!" Peridot interrupted.

"And purple-"

"She has purple skin with lavender hair!"

"And she has a purple Amethyst sticking out of her chest-"

"And she's armed with a whip!" I turned around.

"Do you mind?" Peridot ran up to Dewey.

"And she was last seen wearing a purple shirt with black pants and white boots but she could've changed!" Dewey nodded.

"Great! Anyone else?"

"There's a Pearl. White skin with Peach hair, possibly armed, wearing a Blue Pearl uniform-"

"Hey genius." I reminded. "He doesn't know what a Pearl uniform looks like."

"Nyyuugg!"

"Fine. Go on." I put my hands up.

"Thank you. Her pod crashed closer to Canada but it's extremely likely she's already made it back here." Dewey nodded again.

"Thank you ladies- er, gems, we'll take it from here." Dewey walked away, and I grabbed Peridot.

"You better know what we're doing clod." I muttered.

"We're drawing attention to them. Eventually they'll both end up here." Peridot explained. "And don't use my word. It sounds... demeaning when you use it."