*snap dua ribu selfie*
*pilih satu, post kat instagram*
caption : blanje gamba hodoh sikit / err i'm fat. huhu / i'm ugly.
comment 1 : no la babe, you're gorgeous.
reply : yeke? thanks babe.
comment 2 : you're prettier than me. don't deny it.
reply : mana ada. you're prettier yunk.
comment 3 : you're beautiful juz da way u are.
reply : ala, memandai jewk diew ni. tenks.
comment jujur : sedar pun diri tu huduh.
reply : kau apahal kimak?! kau macam bagos sangat jerk! kau macho sangat ke nak kata orang hodoh?!! ajet2 handsome konon! eh, pergi mamposlah setan!!!
bak kata meran;
siakap senohong,
gelama ikan duri,
bercakap bohong,
sebab batak kena puji.
kalau terserempak makhluk macam ini, mohon pukul berjemaah. biar jadi betul-betul hodoh.
